The Mercs romantic preferences and relationship (if they have any?) headcanons also HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!
Warning this post contains Sexual humour, topics, And Tacky humour. Do not read if you are a child or think you are. If you can handle it, ENJOY!!
Flanker
Sexuality: Bisexual (Female leaning)
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): Cute, sexy,
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): Kind, supportive
Single or Taken: Single
How horny do they often get: Not often
How do they kiss: Badly
How experienced are they in bed: Virgin
Big spoon or little spoon: Little spoon
One time or Marriage: Undecided
Positive traits: Witty, Athletic, Energetic,
Negative traits: Cocky, Brash, Self centred
Love language: Telling cheesy jokes, Yapping about his interests, Watching tv, Going for a run, Playing baseball
Trooper
Sexuality: Straight
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): Strong
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): Strong, Understanding
Single or Taken: Single
How horny do they often get: Barely
How do they kiss: Uses teeth
How experienced are they in bed: In the heat of battle Yes!. In the sheets no
Big spoon or little spoon: Big spoon
One time or Marriage: If it even happens
Positive traits: Patriotic, Protective, Tough
Negative traits: Bad tempered, Violent, Unhinged, Bloodthirsty, Racist (You hear what he says to Marksman and Agent after dominating them?)
Love language: Gift giving (In the form of old trinkets or enemy heads/other gory stuff), Sparring, Reminiscing about his days in the army, Going on a killing spree (In battle Mind you!!)
Arsonist
Sexuality: Asexual Aromatic
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): (REDACTED)
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): (REDACTED)
Single or Taken: Single
How horny do they often get: Is a robot
How do they kiss: Has no mouth (But I must scream)
How experienced are they in bed: Is a robot
Big spoon or little spoon: Blowtorch
One time or Marriage: (REDACTED)
Positive traits: Can cook a grill, Can dance
Negative traits: Is a robot, Violent, Doesn’t understand emotions enough
Love language: Staring at you for long periods of time, Will let you dress them up if it’s comfortable around you, Starting a fire, Permission to let you do maintenance on them, Beating you up (Affectionately, Bonus if you’re a masochist)
Brute
Sexuality: Bisexual
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): Soft,
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): Sweet, Funny,
Single or Taken: Single
How horny do they often get: Only with their significant other
How do they kiss: Soft but has REALLY strong burger breath
How experienced are they in bed: Has been in a few relationships to know how to please but prefers to snuggle
Big spoon or little spoon: BIGGEST spoon of them all
One time or Marriage: Hookups mostly
Positive traits: Funny, Protective, Can cook, Caring, Likes to hug, Tough
Negative traits: Loud, Terrible hygiene
Love language: Cooking for you, Hanging out (At the gym, Somewhere to Eat), Taking you for a ride on his motorcycle, Letting you help clean his guns and bike
Mechanic
Sexuality: Demisexual
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): Doesn’t care about looks
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): Smart, Kind
Single or Taken: As a Pringle
How horny do they often get: Not often
How do they kiss: Has no idea
How experienced are they in bed: Doesn’t have much experience
Big spoon or little spoon: Little spoon
One time or Marriage: Undecided
Positive traits: Intelligent, Well mannered,
Negative traits: Short fused, Insecure about his height, Sensitive to criticism,
Love language: Building something as a gift, Offering to help with his contraptions, Going out to eat, Assisting with doing maintenance work on Arsonist
Annihilator
Sexuality: Pansexual
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): Doesn’t have a type
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): Thrill seeking, Adventurous,
Single or Taken: Single
How horny do they often get: In the heat of the moment
How do they kiss: Rough
How experienced are they in bed: Explosively mind blowing sex!
Big spoon or little spoon: Switch
One time or Marriage: Casual flings only
Positive traits: Funny, Cheerful, Chivalrous
Negative traits: Loud, Reckless,
Love language: Pulling pranks, Fencing, Drinking, Setting off explosives, LARPing, Juggling for you
Marksman
Sexuality: Straight
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): Curvy,
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): Kind, Independent
Single or Taken: Married man (sorry)
How horny do they often get: Rarely
How do they kiss: Tender, Soft, Zesty (Man lives on lemons)
Love language: Hunting, Pouring a glass of lemonade for his beloved, Target practice, Friendly shooting contest, Dancing, Spending some quality quiet time
Doctor
Sexuality: Gay (In the closet)
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): Handsome, Strong
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): Passionate, Confident
Single or Taken: Single
How horny do they often get: You’ll be surprised
How do they kiss: Clumsy but enthusiastic
How experienced are they in bed: Shy in the streets, Freak in the sheets
Big spoon or little spoon: Sawblade
One time or Marriage: hasn’t thought much of it
Positive traits: Sweet, Medically experienced, Kind to animals
Negative traits: Introverted, Insecure about his sexuality,
Love language: Info dump medical facts, Gift giving (Usually Taxidermy organs or Medicine), Letting you come see his owls, Performing surgery to make you feel better (Don’t question it) Listening to classical music, Having a cup of tea
Agent
Sexuality: Pansexual
What they find look for in a partner (Physically): Cute, Sexy, Handsome,
What they find look for in a partner (Emotional): Affectionate, Compassionate, Confident
Single or Taken: Taken (Is in a relationship with Flanker’s sister)
How horny do they often get: Only in bed
How do they kiss: Surprisingly nice, Normally takes control, Uses tongue
How experienced are they in bed: Is very good at what she does though can get caught off guard, Brat, Really LOUD during sex (I mean have you heard her death screams?)
Big spoon or little spoon: Thinks their a big spoon, Is a switch
One time or Marriage: Complicated due to their job
Positive traits: Suave, Intelligent, Romantic,
Negative traits: Dishonest, Puts on a mask, Afraid of commitment, Afraid of getting her partner hurt, Perfectionist,
Love language: Pet names in Italian, Romantic dinner, Giving roses, Sneaks a few kisses, Preforming magic tricks (In private she’s very shy about), Fencing, Teaching cool knife tricks
This has to be the longest thing I’ve ever written in my life…
Flanker Flanker (I like his canon last name sue me)
Comes from a family consisting of his mother, 2 brothers and 1 sister
Youngest sibling
Fastest out of all them (tied with his sister)
Half the funds Flanker earns is transferred to them
Before and after payload in Pervade he visits
Very protective of his family
Can’t stand alcohol
He and Agent have rivalry for “personal reasons”
Bisexual came out to his family and a few of the mercs
Flanker’s family
Brothers names are Forest and Fill
Sister’s name is Frankie
Mother’s name is Felicia
Their aware of what Flanker does, their don’t approve of it
Felicia has no job, the brothers work as security guards, and Frankie is a baseball player
Forest and Fill are the oldest (30-34), Flanker and Frankie are twins and the same age (18-25)
Forest is calm, rational (same with Fill)
Frankie is laid back, humorous, and a misfit
Trooper
Prefers to be referred to as Sir
Used to be part of a previous team (they didn’t really get along)
Has a lot of self inflicted injuries from rocket jumping
Likes to recount his experiences in the army during his free time
Bit of a screw loose
Never dated or married
Doesn’t understand LGBTQ but isn’t homophobic
Fan of rock n roll and heavy metal
Zero social skills
No censor on this guy’s mouth (Can’t go a day without saying god damn)
Arsonist
Was created by a unknown company designed as a war machine, However the project was abandoned and Arsonist was thrown away, until it was discovered by Fittian Co and Mechanic repaired them
Has a hard time understanding emotions
Only allows Mechanic and Carter physically near them
Completely waterproof and fireproof without the suit
The flame retardant suit it wears was made by Carter
The suit is separated by sections of the body for full body rotation (It grinds my gear cause of the head spinning emotes and the body spinning ok)
They/Them and It/Its pronouns
Whenever they’re at Pervade, It likes to chat with L.A.U.R.E.L
Has thermal vision, it’s switched off during battle (No cheating)
Most liked member is Mechanic, least liked is Agent
Favourite animal is sharks
Anthony “Big Tony” Brute
Has named his primary guns
Stock minigun - Sarah
Groovy grinder - Ash
Tomislav - Tommy
Biker’s Blitz - Betsy
First responder - Doc no.2
Maxine - Maxie
M249 - Michelle
The Biker’s Blitz was Brute’s old motorbike that he loved unit it was wrecked by a rival gang, he salvaged what was left and kept them in hope of fixing it but he couldn’t. After becoming a mercenary Brute requested Fittian Co to build a weapon with the parts of his bike
The sub shotgun is Brute’s dream weapon
Team’s emotional support brother
Has a very dark past he’s keeps hidden from everyone
Aside from mercenary work and bike riding, Brute works as an international chef (He’s really successful!)
Is very protective of his motorcycle (last one to touch it had to live like a pretzel for a year)
Has Dyslexia (Doctor helps him through it)
He and Doctor are childhood friends and pen pals
Had some past dating experiences
Was a boxer in his youth
Mr “Annihilator” Walsh
Comes from a wealthy family but was wasn’t happy with his lifestyle
Grew up in complete solitude by his parents
Ran away from home in his early 20s
Ancestors were knights
Will fight fair in a duel
Worked in making fireworks
Has photophobia due to his work (Goggles help with his vision)
Likes to drink once in a while
Is a reckless drunk
Has a mid alcohol tolerance
Is nearly deaf
Surprisingly polite when out of battle but still impish
Lives in a house he brought with some of his family’s money
Has a collection of antique medieval weapons and armour in his house
LARPs in his free time
Prefers coffee over tea
Hair naturally looks blown up
He and Agent are fencing buddies
Kenneth the Mechanic
Interest in engineering started with fixing cars
Collage graduate
Former track runner in high school until he stopped due to health complications
Was mock in school and college cause of his short stature
Fan of western movies and novels
Takes stress relief medication
Lost his hand while testing his buildings
Has grey hairs despite being in his 30s
Napoleon complex
Thinks Arsonist is the “Greatest creation to be brought into the world”
He and Carter share custody of Arsonist
Has a crush on Carter (it’s mutual)
Is the only one Brute trusts to handle and fix his motorcycle
Helped with creating L.A.U.R.E.L
His family worked at Fittian Co for generations
Marksman
Grew up on a farm
The farm consists of cows, sheep, and a orchards of lemons, which he mostly sells lemonade
Indian American
Raised by a single mother, she taught him manners and how to hunt at a young age
After she passed away, the farmland was given to him
He competes in shooting competitions and is a known champion in his hometown
Is married
Rough marriage cause of his profession
Became a mercenary due to financial difficulties
Swore a vow to never harm or kill innocent people
Encountered Agent during an attempt assassination where she was protecting a client, a fight broke out between the two. It ended in a stalemate with Marksman blinded in his right eye after Agent scarred him, both were badly injured and barely managed to escape
Tries to visit his wife when he can
Completely devoted to her
Doctor tried to heal his scarred eye, but he couldn’t fully fix it
The huntsman is his first bow from when he started hunting
Relates to Flanker due to their similar upbringings
Marksman’s wife
Met Marksman at a shooting competition one day, every round between them finished in a tie, ultimately marksman won but his opponent interested him and after that they started hanging out, later their relationship turned into something special
Works as a waitress at a dinar
They’ve been dating for 2 years, and married for 5 years
She has thought of divorce but wants to make it work
Lives at the farm and helps out
Is a sharp shooter, on par with Marksman
2 years younger than him
Doctor
Had a decent childhood
Has known Brute since high school and kept in touch
Took archery as a hobby
Was a renowned doctor, until a incident permanently damaged his reputation
The incident was a public test of his invention the medigun, nobody was hurt but his medical license was revoked
He turned to organ harvesting for a while before quitting
Regularly forgets to wear gloves when performing surgeries
Went on to work for Fittian Co during desperate times and was surprised about his new job and reuniting with an old friend
Continued to work on his medigun with Mechanic’s help
Prefers to keep to himself
Closeted gay man, only out to Brute
Him and Brute dated for a while but decided to stay friends
Calls everyone by their real names (excluding Agent and Trooper)
Has a sanctuary of owls he takes care of, his favourite owl is one he named Hippocrates
Practices fencing with Annihilator and Agent
Has tried to heal a majority of permanent wounds the Mercs had obtained before joining but attempts remain unsuccessful
Agent (Real name Classified)
(Information Redacted, most info written here is speculative and or recent,
Read at your own risk)
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Comes from a high status background?
Last member of an ancient cult that specialises in dark magic?
Contract killer?
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Likes to look presentable
Doesn’t use perfume except for causal occasions
She/Her and They/Them pronouns
Pansexual well known among everyone
Has met some of the Mercs in the past
Closest friends are Annihilator, Doctor, and Mechanic, least favourite are Arsonist, Marksman, and Flanker
She and Flanker hate each other (Reason? They’re dating Flanker’s sister!)
