123 and 130 with diego and ludmila please <3
123: We aren't married???
130: Take my affection before I choke you with it
(Childhood flashback drabble :D)
Ludmila and Diego were on the playground in Madrid, just having pushed a kid down the slide because he was too slow down. The kid started to whine about something before running off.
"People are so sensitive nowadays." Diego shrugged as he went down the slide.
"I agree." Ludmila said.
Suddenly, another child who witnessed the whole thing, came up to them.
"Ooh!" he said, "Are you two dating?"
"What?" Diego and Ludmila asked in unison.
"I bet you are! You're a boy and a girl! I bet you're married!"
"Married?" Ludmila asked, "We aren't married???"
"Yes, you are!" the kid said in a teasing tone.
Both Diego and Ludmila felt angered.
"I bet you're gonna kiss! Ooooh!"
"I'm gonna kill him." Ludmila growled.
"Wait..." Diego said. He got an idea. "Of course I can kiss you, my wife."
"I'm sorry?"
"Take my affection before I choke you with it." Diego whispered. Then Ludmila got what he was doing.
"Ah... yeah, my husband and I are out on a date."
The kid in front of them looked confused.
"We're gonna kiss!" Diego said and slowly leaned closer to Ludmila.
"Wait, no!" the kid yelled.
"What? I thought you wanted us to..."
"No, kissing's gross!"
"But we are married, so it's not gross!" Ludmila said with a smirk. She and Diego leaned in closer, and closer...
"Stop!" the kid cried, "I don't wanna see!"
He then ran off.
"That was close," Ludmila said. "If I had been forced to kiss you I would have barfed."
"Come on, I brushed my teeth this morning!" Diego said.
"It's afternoon now, Diego, and you ate that spicy paella for lunch."
Diego, as a response, burped in her face.
"Ew!" Ludmila whined as he laughed at her.
"Come on, mi esposa." Diego chuckled, "Let's go over to the sandbox and kick sand in that girl's face!"
"You read my mind!"
