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[random-twst-and-oc-stuff]

Twst OC incorrect quotes #14

Azul: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way and the Floyd way.

Robin: Isn't that the wrong way?

Jade: Yes, but it's faster

[stronglywrittenbisexualcharacter]

Got locked out of my house bc I ordered doordash and I had to go out to grab it and I forgot to unlock the front door this afternoon and my mom was in a meeting and my moms bf was in the shower.

mom forgot her wallet so she let me back in. yay

moms bf asked me what lesson I learned today. I said “make sure the door is unlocked before I go out to grab doordash’

he said “no. it’s that men are unreliable.”