am i the only one who likes to headcanon an twst actor au, where floyd and jade aren't twins and they just got two people who looked a little bit familiar — same face structure — and they aren't related in anyway.
Don't jade, floyd, and idia have sharp teeth? What if reader had a baby with them and the baby inherited it too? How would they react and what would they do if they heard their lover suddenly going ouch while breast feeding because the sharp teeth started poking out? It has always been a curiosity of mine 😭
Also i've been binging your works and i had sm fun 🙇♀️
stop this is so goofy i love it
Ouch!
Floyd, Jade, Idia x wife!reader
i wouldn’t say this is 18+ but there’s talk of boobs so………
Floyd Leech
you were absently scrolling on your phone with one hand, the other tapping your baby girls back as she fed
floyd was lounging on the couch next to you, flipping through whatever was on TV
“ouch, shit!” you yelp, which causes the baby to pop off your breast
when she does, you notice a little trickle of blood coming from your flesh. floyd’s eyes shoot over to you, and he slightly panics when he sees the blood
“what happened!?” he asks, immediately at your side with a tissue and pressing it to your bleeding nipple
you’re just poking at your baby’s mouth, and when you open her little mouth, you see the cause of the blood: her first tooth has poked out of her gums
however, this was a sharp tooth—exactly like your husbands teeth
you groan, showing floyd. “dammit floyd, she has your teeth.”
floyd laughs, “i guess my genes were stronger! but then again, i guess you can’t feed her like this.”
so he finds these rubber guards online that can go in a small child’s mouth….. and makes sure they’re delivered that same day
he basically had to fight to get the guards in the baby’s mouth, but once they were there, she calmed down
and suddenly, her teeth were no longer going to cause you pain…. and floyd acted as if he just solved world hunger
but to him, he did. his daughter was his world after all, and as long as she’s not going hungry, then all is good
Jade Leech
jade was quietly preparing dinner for the two of you while you breastfed your son
you were slightly dozing off, when you feel a sharp pain shoot through your breast
you yelp in pain, gently easing your son off your breast so you could see what the hell happened
jade heard you, and instantly set down what he was doing to come over to you
“what’s wrong, my dear?” he asks, analyzing the scene
you had your finger probing your sons mouth open, and noticed the small, sharp object protruding from his gums—his first tooth!
however, this tooth looked as if it came straight from his fathers gums
“ah, i see he has my teeth.” jade comments, kissing your cheek and rubbing a hand over his baby’s head
“yeah, no shit.” you retort, and then watch as he leaves the house without a word
he comes back twenty minutes later with a couple baby bottles and milk formula, and goes to preparing a bottle
he sits down next to you, bottle in hand, and takes the hungry baby from your arms. he then starts feeding your little one
“rubbers a bit better than your mommy’s body to bite.” jade murmurs, smiling softly at his son
you roll your eyes, but cuddle up next to your two favorite boys
Idia Shroud
idia was on a call in his office while you fed your baby girl before putting her down for a nap
you’re watching some crappy tv show, when you feel something sharp dig into your nipple
“ouch!” you groan, and idia hears it, and panics
“uh, i gtg, my wife is having a crisis right now. peace out.” he says quickly, then hangs up and rushes out to you
you’re massaging your now swollen nipple while trying to look in your daughters mouth
idia immediately helps, and he almost shrieks in surprise (please, yall can like hear him, right?)
“she has a tooth! she’s finally leveled up… woah, this is an ssr genetic pull. she’s got my teeth.” he points out, showing you the sharp tooth that had just bitten you a moment ago
you groan, and idia takes her to put her down for a nap. meanwhile, you order a pump device and supplies so you can start bottle feeding
once that’s been ordered, and she’s been put down for a nap, idia comes back to you and wraps you in his long arms
“that was an L cutscene… im sorry baby. if i had your assets, id feed her instead.” idia says, tenderly peppering kisses on your face
“whatever, nerd.” you tease, but appreciate the sentiment. once you begin pumping instead of breast feeding, idia is there to help. he also offers to feed her all the time, even if he’s playing a game or on a call
he may not seem like he would, but he truly stepped up when he became a father. after all, you gave him the most legendary item he ever could’ve pulled for
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note from madz~ this was so precious to write omfg
