#truly how

[robertdowneyjjr]

only in china can you place an online grocery order at 12:34am thinking it’ll arrive sometime after you wake up the next morning, only for your phone to notify you 33 minutes later that your order has arrived and is ready for pickup in your apartment lobby.

i had to put on a bra for this

[akeru-nakahara143]

How does one form four fictives from media you don't actively consume.

[isuggestforcef3m]

Winona from Pokémon has such tgirl energy... how did they make her so perfectly transgender

[gemstarstarlight]

Newest circle of ADHD hell: lost an entire pair of pants???

[goldlightsaber]

It turns out constantly wondering if a guy approves of you is not the same thing as being attracted to him. Who would’ve thought

[victorieschild]

THE ACCENTS ARE SO GOD DAMN BAD HOLY SHIT

[thepavementsings-archive]

The fact that it costs literally $150 to fill a single tank of gas right now...

[fellaswiththehellagoodhair]

How is Taylor going to make a tied together with a smile joke and still expect me to have a functionable evening?