#trushot

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ez vc: yea well the only reason you have a darkin bf is because i didn't find him first so pfffbt

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[scorchthem]

@trushot​    asked    : " There is nothing you can show me with that bottle of olive oil I haven't already seen in piltover. "

A RIGHT INVALID ANSWER,    IF SHE’S EVER SEEN ONE,    TRULY  . she  hardly  quirks  a  muscle,  aside  from  huffing  through  a  growing,  side - leaning  smirk     &.    better  reaching  a  smug  comfort  ;  fist  providing  the  perfect  perch  for sun  -  bronzed  cheek  .  eyes  of  blaze  incarnate  come  to  a  cheeky  squint  .  was  he  challenging  her    ?    must  she  shed  more  targonian  culture  upon  him    ?  

❛  ARE YOU WILLING TO BET ON SUCH A BOLD STATEMENT, EZREAL    ?    ❜

[umbranatus]

@trushot replied to your post:

“is that a threat or a proposition? either way i’m not impressed.”

“you’re a top-shelf snack. i DOUBT i can afford you.”

[sangravitae-a]

This is the negativity Ezreal! Vladimir is a slut! His weave is flakey!

Sips his wine.

“The top of your head looks like a mammoth’s bullock, do not address me.”

[jadehost-blog]

*  THIS OLD TEMPLE IS A BLESSING AS IT IS A BEAUTY !! having a forest spirit entwined with your very soul has it’s perks  ;  like having an internal weather forecast live at all times  ,  or the way she had a vague understanding of layout  immediately around her  .  this time  ,  it led her here  ,  a man - made sacred ground with  plenty to explore in the meantime  .  she’d lose herself in this for the next hour or two  ,  until instinctively picking up on another presence  .  one she’d figure deserves a greeting  .

careful as can be  ,  she speaks soft  ,  though loud enough to be heard from across the  way  &&.  over the pouring rain  .  brows droop on her otherwise warmly sheepish face as  she smiles whilst inching around a corner  .  ❛ you've come for refuge as well? ❜

@trushot​

[dualjust]

and thus  ,  kayle’s interest in ezreal   (  falsely understanding his persona to be an actual person or otherwise  )   ,   is snuffed out just that fast  .  her life  :  in shambles  .  absolute shambles  .

[herpleasvre]

   @trushot​  /  @prodigall

cait:  oh, so he doesn’t quite fit the sexual quota, hm ?

eve:  oh no, he’s ( ezreal ) hung like a horse

eve:  but he has the stamina of a horny dolphin

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do you think ezreal sends rhaast unsolicited nudes bc youre right

ezreal your TOO THIRSTY