"--!" Of course, the tug of his tail feathers caused the bird to poop in defence, though little that did to prevent the feathers from being pulled /out/. Or stop the Turk from falling down the stairs. Taka had unfortunately followed suit, crashing onto Reno's back and bouncing off onto the floor of the bar, squawking angrily as he did so, and waddling back around in a circle to attack the hand that had a bunch of his feathers in their grip. (SMOOTH, REAL SMOOTH.)
Of all the low points in his life, this had to have been one of his lowest.
A cacophony of startled noises, human and bird alike, heralded the entrance of the two now-rivals. Reno only had time to let loose a shocked and disgusted “GOD DAMNIT!” in response to the bird’s defense before his face met its bloody and painful fate against the bar’s freshly-scrubbed hardwood floor.
"Falling down a flight of stairs covered in bird shit" could now crossed off the world’s worst bucket list.
The Turk doesn’t budge. He simply lays there, face down with a fistful of feathers clutched in one hand. A low, pained groan is the only sign that the poor bastard is even still alive.