#tsumalleus

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*hugs Tsum!Malleus and coos* Who's the most precious baby in all of Twisted Wonderland? Is you, MalMal! Yes you is!!!

[SqueakSqueakSqueakSqueak--] very happy squeaking intensifies.

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Sigh. *Dresses him up in a tutu and glitter crown*

:)

(ignore the stock image watermarks lol)

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WAKA-SAMAAA! THIS HUMBLE SERVANT WANTS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE BEST BOY! YOU ARE CHERISHED!!

squeak! :3

(“thank you! :3”)

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MALLETSUM OVER HERE *holds microphone up to Malleus tsum* Is it true you robbed all of briar valley of ice cream and have a castle just for the ice cream??

squeak squeak. (“I can neither confirm nor deny.”)

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*holds a microphone to Tsumalleus* if you have a moment, sir! What’s your current stance of the school as of now?

squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. (“we seriously need an actual therapist here.”)

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since he can't eat ice cream, i figure he would enjoy an ice cream plushie

He loves it!

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🎤and about the claims of you being infatuated with a certain dormmate...

🤨

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*squish*

[insert the sound of when you squeeze a squeaky toy]