#tsunderelf

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@tsunderelf made a bold statement // starter call

     “ your hair looks like a fucking bloody cottonball . “ okay , so , maybe that was a bit meaner than she’d intended, but it’s not like she was.. entirely wrong. the ‘elf’s hair absolutely loooked like a cottonball. Although perhaps ‘bloody’ wasn’t quite right.           “ did you know that ? “

[fuckthcpolice-archived]

@tsunderelf ❤’d for starter

“Hey ‘Ris, can you pass the chips? I would try and reach them myself, but I’m on a roll right now fucking up this main boss, and I don’t need to lose my-- WAIT FUCK- SON OF A BITCH!” Mat curses just as said main boss completely drains the last of his character’s health with a huge blow.

Then as the taunting ‘game over’ screen popped up, followed by the ‘you tried’ 8-bit music. Mat gives an annoyed growl, before falling backwards and laying sprawled out on her floor, rubbing at his face.

“God I almost HAD HIM!”

[fuckthcpolice-archived]

@tsunderelf ❤’d for a starter

“What do you want?” Mat spoke up, tearing his gaze away from the magnifying glass he had in his hand, and was currently using to set an ant bed aflame. Before he looked up at the other and his eyes narrowed in annoyance.

“What? You decided to walk over to me this time instead of knocking my ass into the ground and throwing glitter in my face?”

Oops, seemed like someone was still salty.