Bitter Spirits: Food & Wine Recs
Wine
In addition to providing stellar book reviews, we will offer wine recommendations because we have perfect taste always.
Our first recommendation is Ménage à Trois: Silk, the best most perfect wine ever. It is smooth, supple, and does not burn even a little bit when going down your throat, which is really the best thing you can say about a wine. We drink it all the time. We are creatures of habit and we can trust this glorious drink. 10/10
This week, we also tried De Loach Pinot Noir 2015, which was trash. It burned our throats. We finished the whole bottle but we weren’t happy about it. 3/10
Snacks
Our snacks this week were Bitter Spirits themed.
Sour Gold-Bears: Bears, because our lord and savior Winter Magnusson is a beautiful bear. Very yummy. Catherine doesn’t like gummy bears but could eat these. 100/10
Phish Food Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream: Fish, because when Winter Magnusson isn’t bootlegging, he’s a fishmonger. This is the best ice cream ever invented. Margo is lactose intolerant but insisted on taking a bite. 1000/10
Entenmann’s Pop’ems: They kind of look like Aida’s freckles. Sarah doesn’t like donuts and no one else’s opinion matters. 1/10