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propertyofjameswilson

happy pride month everyone!!

gaysie

starofhisheart

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

gokusclit

secretmellowblog

> I am recommended a feminist historical romance

> I ask whether it’s actually feminist, or whether it’s a story about how patriarchy is good as long as the patriarch is benevolent

> they don’t understand

> I describe the common trope in faux-feminist historical romance where the female lead is able to “escape” the sexism of her time simply by marrying the rare good man who respects women— as if patriarchy is a problem of abusive individuals, rather than an inherently abusive system. As if all the issues in patriarchy go away if the man you marry is Nice. As if “patriarchal systems can actually work well when the patriarch is kind and loves you uwu” is a bold feminist statement, instead of the cornerstone of inherently reactionary tradwife beliefs about gender roles.

> they laugh

> “it’s a feminist historical romance”

> look inside

> it’s a story about how patriarchy is good as long as the patriarch is benevolent

wizzard890

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

space-arcanist

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

the-doctored-pepper-deactivated

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

commandtower-solring-go

It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

greengableslover

PERIOD- / FANTASYFILM / SHOW + BRIDAL CARRY

FRANKENSTEIN (2025)

EMMA (2020)

BRIDGERTON (2020 - )

CRIMSON PEAK (2015)

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022 - )

A ROOM WITH A VIEW (1985)

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)

SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995)

THE OTHER BENNET SISTER (2026)

WUTHERING HEIGHTS (2011)

THE MUMMY (1999)

imifos

stab scene intimacy coordinator

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I think one of the worst things a story can be is unproblematic.

Nothing makes a story more unreadable than being able to see the author squirm apologetically for the story they actually want to write—wringing their hands and imploring the reader please, please don’t be mad, I know it’s ideologically questionable but I need you to not be mad at me!

For example: a Good King™️. It’s one thing for a story to present a fictional monarchy and ask me to root for it. It’s another thing for a story to say, hey, I know what you’re thinking—but don’t worry! I can justify this premise! I have introduced a lot of convoluted self-aware political justifications for why my king is good and likable without actually asking any risky ideological questions! These characters aren’t actually problematic! Don’t be mad at me!

Commit to the bit. Apologetic, defensive writing designed to bypass obvious criticisms often winds up offending me far more than stories that are just kind of surface-level problematic. If I’m gonna be a hater you cannot stop me; the more you insist that a character is actually a good oil tycoon because of all these exceptional situations and beyond my reproach, the more I resent you and hate your stupid book.

hannbl

hollanovulation

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

20thcenturystarlet

Dolly in July of 1973

(via her new book Behind the Seams)

djbodyhorror

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.