his huge bratwurst pulsating with desire

- got pussy in new jersey and almost died - currently reading: lord of scoundrels by loretta chase

[throwupgirl]

aborted doechii: i mean fuck i wouldve liked pills i wouldve liked drugs i wouldve liked gettin money i wouldve liked strippers i wouldve liked to fuck i wouldve liked day drinking and day parties and hollywood i wouldve liked doing hollywood shit snort it probly would!

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[applefudge5]

[milfsisyphus]

thousands of years of human storytelling and it took until jensen ackles to inspire omegaverse. excelsior!

[brucespringsteencomments]

[johnturturro]

just another day stanning libraries

[harryisamilf]

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[kaizsche]

TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[threedollarsdotcom]

and this note from the substitute teacher that says all of you deserve 50 years in time prison, is that true

[shinyeternatus]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Angela Bassett as Stella Payne in HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK (1998)

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[dogpuppy]