Jul 23
Tucker Troodon is such an entitled, spoiled little shit!
He is also the type of spoiled, entitled little shit that if he got arrested he’ll cry for mommy and/or daddy
Just had a feeling some would be interested in this information
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Tucker Troodon is such an entitled, spoiled little shit!
He is also the type of spoiled, entitled little shit that if he got arrested he’ll cry for mommy and/or daddy
Just had a feeling some would be interested in this information
Tucker: Tiny, what is the most traumatic thing you've been through?
Gilbert: Oh my gosh, Tucker, you can't just-
Tiny, who's been through getting her hand branded, nearly losing multiple siblings, nearly losing her friends, treating patients close to death, torture, indentured servitude, being forced away from home for a year, being in the same room as Nonna Pteranodon, and other horrors: Cleaning and fixing the toilets on the Dinosaur Train.
Tucker: *picks up the bow of Thurston’s violin* Found our bow for our make believe archer’s game!
Sonny: If you break that, I will shove that bow sooooo far up your ass that you’ll be able to floss your teeth with the hair!
Tucker: *carefully puts it back* :T
Tucker: *showing off a spyglass* This was my favourite toy growing up! Had it since I was a wee Troodon tot!
Gilbert: Wow, your parents allowed you to have a high quality spyglass as a toddler?
Brittany: Funny, since that spyglass was never meant for you!! It was a birthday present you stole from Uncle Thurston’s 11th birthday party!
Molly (*signing) and Gilbert: What?!
Tucker: I didn’t steal it! He let me have it! Out of the goodness of his heart!
Brittany: That’s not how I remember it!! I remember you grabbed the present right off the little gift table and hid it in your mom’s purse while everyone was comforting our uncle when he was justifiably upset about your dad letting you have a slice of his birthday cake before it was even brought out to say anything else!!
Gilbert: Yeah, even I know that’s not ‘letting you have it’, you straight up stole it, and he was too upset to call you out.
Molly: *That must’ve been one sad birthday :(
Brittany: Yeah, it was a very sad birthday party for our uncle
Tucker: That’s not how I remember it, I remember that birthday party was so much fun, not sad
Molly: *Probably because you were more focused on stealing our uncle’s birthday presents, and his birthday cake at the time -_-
Gilbert: Why would your parents let you do that?!
Tucker: They said I was a baby at the time!
Brittany: 4 years old is plenty old enough to know that you don’t hijack someone else’s special day!! And your parents shouldn’t have allowed it to happen either!!
Gilbert: Those weren’t the worst parts?!
Brittany: Nope! It’s not! To keep it short, that birthday party ended in tears and some very angry parents!
Molly: *covers her mouth in shock*
Tucker: It’s still my spyglass though :T
Brittany: A stolen spyglass that should’ve gone to our 11 year old uncle and not a 4 year old, spoiled brat!
[The kids are in their teens; after Tanner was put in the hospital from a Naturalist attack]
Gilbert: *minding his business* …
Tucker: Hey, Gilbert-
(Thurston jumps in between them, snarling aggressively)
Thurston: Back away from him, now!
Gilbert: Pops? What’s going on?
Tucker: Come on, uncle Thurston-
Thurston, growling: No! Not after what you partook in!
Tucker: You need to understand-
Thurston: No! If you had no problem in helping in the attack that hurt your own brother, who knows what you would do to my son!
Tucker: Fine! But remember that you’ll regret this!
Thurston: Is that a threat? *looks furious* Are you threatening me and my family?
Tucker, backtracking: No! No! Not at all!
Thurston: Come close to my son again and the second you’re in wild territory; I will slice your throat open myself! Do you understand me?
Tucker, immediately scared: U-understood… *leaves in a panicked rush*
Gilbert: …
[As Kids; during the fateful, ruined 11th Birthday Party: Part 2]
Thurston: *sniffs and nods* Okay… we can try…
Tucker: *now stomping on the ground* I want a prezzie NOW!!
Cedrick: Tucker, No!!
Edgar: Just one-
Elizabeth: No, and that’s is final!! Go gather at the table, and let Thurston blow out the candles on what is left of his birthday cake.
(Everyone gathers at the table as Elizabeth starts to light the candles she had put on, and before Thurston could blow them out, Tucker crawls onto the table and blows them out for him)
Nadine: Aww, so sweet of you to let him do that Thurston!
Thurston: *stares at Tucker in shock, unsure of what to say* …
Elizabeth: Tucker! Those candles weren’t for you to blow out! *starts to relight the candles* here you go, Rusty
Thurston: *about to blow the candles*
Tucker: *blows them out again, and squeals with enjoyment as he claps his hands* Yay!! Again! Again!!
Cedrick: *moves to pick up Tucker* Nope, no again! Get over here, and be a good boy and let your uncle blow the candles out on his cake
Tucker: No! *stands up and starts moving away, kicking the whole cake over onto the floor in the process* Oopsie…
Sonny: *looks at Edgar* What the fuck, man?!
Nadine: Don’t be mad at him, it was just an accident!
Mr. Pteranodon: *looks at Edgar and Nadine* Even so, control your crotch gremlin!!
Edgar: Who do you think you are to talk to my wife like that?!
Mr. Pteranodon: Someone who’s not an arrogant, stuck up asshole!
(Thurston starts crying, before anyone could go to comfort him, he immediately runs to his bedroom and slams the door behind him, Edgar and Nadine both look clueless as they notice all the other parents glaring at them, the other kids rush to go check on Thurston)
Edgar: Why are you looking at us like that?
Arthur: Gee, I don’t know? Maybe because you ruined our baby brother’s birthday!!
Avery: This isn’t even the only birthday party this year you allowed your kid to wreak havoc! We all ignored it because the worst he did was cry because he didn’t get to blow out the candles, but to allow it to go to this extent?! By letting him have a slice of Thurston’s cake, and to blow out his candles, not once, but twice?! Then to let him run on the table and knock what’s left of it onto the floor? Shameful!
Cedrick: You didn’t even give your brother a proper apology!
Edgar: Come on! Tucker’s still a baby!
(Almost all of the other grown ups start yelling at Edgar how it’s not an excuse for such behaviour, and how he has been a lousy older brother, and guest)
Eliza: My sister’s kids never acted like that when they were his age! All 6 of them, and she’s a single mother! What’s your excuse?!
Grandma Pteranodon: Same! Sort of… None of my 3 kids did either!
Arthur: My 3 kids would never even think about it!
Cedrick: Not a single one of you 9 boys did anything like this either! You all knew better! You’re way too lenient on that boy!!
Edgar: Mum! Come on! You must understand that Tucker doesn’t know any better!
Elizabeth: *glares at Edgar* You’re right, he doesn’t.
Edgar: See-
Elizabeth: -And that’s because you never taught him better. You need to take your family, and leave.
Tucker: Prezzie! Prezzie!
Edgar: Mum-
Cedrick: *losing his patience* Get out, before I call the Safety Bureau to drag your ass out!
(Edgar and Nadine take Tucker and leave in a huff, grumbling about things, not even apologizing for their and their son’s behaviour)
Elizabeth: Everyone, please take your gifts back, bring them back another day. I know Thurston, and he won’t be in the mood to want to open a single one when he eventually comes out, the party’s been cancelled as well
(The grown ups starts gathering the presents that are on the table, but all look hesitant, Timothy and Merlin go to the main table to help with the cleanup)
Merlin: Rusty won’t drown his sorrows in cleaning, if he doesn’t have anything to clean
Timothy: Shut up
Grandma Pteranodon: How about we reschedule the party? Just not invite Edgar and his family
Elizabeth: I’m not sure if Thurston will even want to… at least not after today
Eliza: He should still be able to enjoy his birthday presents, just on a later date
Timothy: *wiping down the floor* Mum… let his friends reschedule the party for him. We both know he won’t want to reschedule it after what happened today!
Cedrick: Let your brother calm down and sleep on it *looks at his older sons, Grandma Pteranodon and Eliza* sorry for what happened
Grandma Pteranodon: It’s not your fault
(Eliza and Grandma Pteranodon go to pick up the kids)
Grandma Pteranodon: Parker/Colin, time to go
Eliza: Sonny, Luna, time to pack up and go home for the day. Party’s been cancelled.
Mr. Pteranodon: Mom! We can’t go yet! Rust-
Grandma Pteranodon: His parents want everyone to leave right now, they’ll have to reschedule the party for another day
Mr. Pteranodon: Okay
(Mr. Pteranodon presses himself against the door)
Mr. Pteranodon: We’ll break his fucking legs for you Rusty! We’ll avenge you!!!
Thurston: *opens the door just a crack* Please don’t.
Sonny: Still wanna come with us to the Big Pond tomorrow?
Thurston: Yeah…
Sonny: Great, see you tomorrow morning. Hope your day gets better
Brittany: I know everyone else is leaving, but can I stay? We can’t still play together
Arthur: Britt. Let your uncle hide for the rest of the day, he’s had a very rough day today
Brittany: Okay
[Part 1]
[As Kids; during the fateful, ruined 11th Birthday Party; Elizabeth saw what Edgar did to the birthday cake]
Elizabeth: *drags Edgar into the kitchen and points at the cake* Edgar Truman Troodon! How could you?!
Edgar: Tucker wanted some cake
Elizabeth: You could have gotten him a cupcake! That’s what they were there for! Not cut a slice of your brother’s birthday cake!
Edgar: I don’t see what the big deal is
Elizabeth: What?! You were raised better than this! You know our family tradition has the birthday boy or girl cut the first slice and give it to their best friend!! You better apologize to Thurston and make it up to him!
Edgar: Fine.
(Edgar walks up to Thurston, and taps him on the shoulder, he looks disinterested as he decides to tell him in front of his friends and nieces and nephews)
Edgar: Hey, I gave Tucker a slice of your birthday cake
Mr. Pteranodon: The fuck is wrong with you?!
Thurston: Why would you do that? Everyone else didn’t get a slice yet
Edgar: *shrugs* Tucker wanted some cake so I gave some to him
Thurston: *trying not to cry in front of his friends, and nieces and nephews* W-why didn’t you get him a cupcake? Mum and I made those cupcakes just in case anyone wants some before cake time
Edgar: You think I would say no to Tucker if he wants a little treat on such a special day?! Don’t act like a spoiled brat!
Sonny: Hey! Don’t be a dick!
Thurston: …
Mr. Pteranodon: He’s not acting like a spoiled brat for being upset that someone helped themselves to his cake, before it’s brought out!!
Sonny: Yeah, he’s allowed to be upset!
Brittany: You’re so mean, uncle Edgar! Can’t we have one family celebration without you hijacking it for Tucker this year?!
Thurston: *tearing up* How big of a slice did you give him? Is there enough for everyone?
Edgar: You have no right to interrogate me!
Cedrick: Edgar!! You shouldn’t have touched it in the first place! Now answer your brother’s question!
Edgar: *scoffs* Look for yourself!
(Edgar leaves, then comes back with the birthday cake, he almost throws it onto the table, and everyone sees that he cut quite a big slice of cake for Tucker, the other party goers stare in shock)
Cedrick: That’s too big of a slice for a boy his age!!
Thurston: *starts quietly sobbing* Why? A small slice, I can forgive, but this? Now there’s not enough for everyone
Edgar: *getting defensive* You guys can survive one birthday without a cake this year
Cedrick: This is the first birthday in years that Thurston wanted a cake!
Elizabeth: I am so sorry, Rusty… I sent Howard to get more ingredients to make a new one
Thurston: *trying to keep his composure* But I don’t want a new one, Mum…
Elizabeth: I know, honey…
Mr. Pteranodon: Let’s break-
Grandma Pteranodon: Absolutely not!
(Not many see this, except for Thurston and Brittany, Tucker managed to snag one of Thurston’s presents and toddles away with it, but Thurston is too upset about the cake to call him out on it)
Eliza: Hey! *goes to stop Tucker from taking another one of the birthday presents* Those aren’t for you!
Tucker: I want prezzies!
Cedrick: Those presents are for Thurston, not you! You’ll have your own table of presents on your own birthday
Tucker: I want a prezzie now!! *starts throwing a temper tantrum* Waaaaah!
Edgar: Just let him have one-
Sonny: Were you dropped onto your head as a baby?! What kind of parenting is that?!
Cedrick: I’m starting to think that-
Elizabeth: Cedrick!
Brittany: Maybe we can still salvage the party, Rusty
[Part 2]
Battle of the century idea: Tucker vs. Dolores.
It’s not really a battle of the century, more like an epic ass whoopin’
We’re talking about Tucker Troodon! A spoiled brat who thinks he’s the center of the universe and in the Human AU can get his ass kicked by a LEMON SLICE his uncle Thurston gives him for no reason, lmao
Tucker has no chance of survival
