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[patrizzio]

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[justtyler92]

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Bae. #tuckerfucker #thingsitouchedtoday #TylerTouchesThings2016

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

//sometimes I think that psycho!kenny would kill a bunch of guinea pigs and leave them for craig

it's probably late since i'm thinking about these things

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

next time craig flips you off please just lick his finger or something im waiting

Can you even imagine how hard he would punch me in the face?

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

I refuse to acknowledge that Craigslist isn't just a list of random shit made by fucking Tucker.

[mapleknightike]

tuckerfucker started following you

"Allow me to try to replicate the native greeting of your people..."

He threw up a middle finger with a smile.

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

Craig's Fanfiction Gallery

"Oh no, you're too big!"  he gasped with flashy bright eyes that glimmered miraculously in the sun even though it was evening outside and the starlight twinkled inside of them with the intensity of wonderous starlight.  "Senpai how can I even...~?  I do not understand anything about lubrication desu, yet still my kokoro goes doki!"

We all know you wrote it, Tucker, own up.