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This is Lincoln. He loves water. He surprised me in the shower this morning.
TUB MAN. THE TUB THUMPER. TUBS TUBSTER. PRESIDENT TUB.
dunno if u wanted a reading but here
the tower!!! ok this doesnt actually mean bad stuff ignore the screaming deer, it just means somethings about to Happen and it’s gonna Happen a lot. oh wait these are supposed to be mean, the cat distracted me uhhhh the deck says wear a cup.
first off i read ur url as “noid has a party”. if u dunno what the noid is google it. wild shit. @noideahowtoparty
queen of pentacles. this one was weird ngl. the only way i can think to phrase this is the pocketss comic about the depressed wolf hang on lemme find it.
that’s what the card is saying. but like also this is about work/life balance. do with that what thou wilt.
Destroy me with the furry deck
ok i swear to christ i shuffled the deck for like 5 minutes and the card i drew was the fuckin three of wands again. still reversed. i think you pissed it off.
@80387999766 had to double check u werent a bot. wots w the numbers mate.
time for a RAT CARD. 7 of pentacles. u are in the long haul my friend. marathon not a sprint. stop trying to sprint and then falling down from exhaustion and then stumbling back up and trying to sprint again. you’re scaring the hoes.
heres my sweet silly girl helping with the dishes; u can take her for free if you have too many reading requests
another orange lady!!! wow!!
MOON MOON. there is absolutely such a thing as too much self reflection, especially when “looking inward” means “projecting personal anxiety onto the world”. being worried about bad stuff doesn’t do a damn thing to change the bad stuff. this isn’t a call to “work to prevent bad stuff” this is a call to worry less about bad stuff. good luck lmao.
Could I get a reading? :3
ace of pentacles reversed. you either stepped on a rake or you’re about to. pre-planning can help to avoid rakes. if a part of you is like “is this a rake??” instead of going “nah probably not” take a minute and run down potential rake-based-risks and implement some avoidance strategies.
i am going to get thru all the mean tarot requests in my inbox it might just take a bit! ty for ur patience :3
again the tag for blacklist is “tuff reading”. so if u want to make the mistake of removing my extraordinarily funny and insightful posts from your dash, there you go.
If you're still doing mean readings make me cry
ten of swords. STAB BITE KILL TEAR RIP BITE BITE KILL BITE TEAR RIP TEAR RIP TEAR KILL STAB STAB STAB STAB KILL.
metaphorically, of course.
