Nov 28, 2018
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Tumble Monkey
Photo: LDeans
Tumble Monkey
Festival of the Lion King
Photo: LDeans
Adventures at FoLK pt 5
Me: (staring at a tumble monkey as he makes weird faces after coming offstage)
Geraldo: I have hair in my mouth. Has that every happened to you?
Me: Of course it has. I have long hair.
Geraldo: (starts giggling at me because he ignored that second statement) It's happened to you before? You've gotten hair in your mouth?
Me: YES! I HAVE LONG HAIR!
Geraldo: Oh! You get your own hair in your mouth! Ok, that's not what I was thinking.
Me: Yeah I know.
Geraldo: No you didn't.
Me: Yes I did.
Geraldo: Oh, so has that happened before?
Me: No!
Geraldo: (walks away looking disappointed)
Me: Sorry I'm not the slut you thought I was.
Geraldo: No that's not what I meant. I mean look at you!
Me: (staring at him in shock)
Geraldo: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT EITHER!
Me: Walk away. Just walk away.