#tummy ache

[wildingreen]

Thomas posted today so I am legally obligated to Sanders Sides hornypost.

C!Thomas having an upset tummy because of Remus giving him the bad idea of consuming something past the expiration date my beloved. I love Remus in general, and I love him fueling my perverted ways

Imagining him having an grumpy belly and being stuck on the toilet while the Sides fight about eating something expired is (chef's kiss). Him being all burpy or gassy or blowing up the toilet?? awooga

[upsettitummies]

Two drinks into the afternoon and I already don’t feel good… my belly is upset.

[jennystummy]

sick tummy ache at the gym

[bubblybellyfan]

ougghh my tummy hurts..i think i may be sick soon..it's so gassy and sick..i've had some diarrhea all day, i thought i was gonna puke earlier but i just had some horrible diarrhea instead..now i really feel like im gonna be sick..

Ooooh...

This ask is a really good description of the beginnings of a belly bug. I dont think I've mentioned it on here, but the tummy bug is going through my university at the moment.

@blushingblurbs does this sound like the tummy bug to you too?

Anyway anon, I would recommend staying near the toilet and letting your body purge itself of the virus/whatever is making you sick

[indigo-umbr-ella]

Had a big family dinner tonight, and not only was my stomach hurting a lot before it started, now that it’s over it Still Hurts just in a different way to before

Before the dinner I think it was reacting to the cream cheese on the bagel I had because it was very crampy and sore and I did end up having to use the toilet, and I spent the whole car journey to the restaurant in the back holding my belly when no one could see.

It got better, but that just made things worse - since I still felt well enough to eat, I ended up eating a bunch, and now that I’m home and lying down my belly is hurting badly again. It’s become very bloated and absolutely packed full of gas to the point where I’m passing it (one way or another) every other minute. Lying on my side because on my back the weight of my full belly makes the pressure worse and I end up feeling a bit sick. Besides, easier to reach my tummy that way. Speaking of which, I even had to take a break during typing this to give my belly some attention. Guess I’m really not very well at the moment.

[aquamarine-dream-queen]

Nothing too serious, but I got myself a stomachache from eating more than enough at the King Buffet on my way back home to New York from Virginia with my parents after spending a week here. Good thing my mom had me take some charcoal to at least try and soothe that pain.

[aching-tummies]

Tummy Rubs for Science

Tum thought of the day: do counter-clockwise rubs do anything?

Every time I try to google it, everything talks about "clockwise" rubs, following the natural path of the intestines and how that stimulates digestion and helps ease everything--speeds up digestion of an overly stuffed tummy, relieves gas pains, helps with cramps, etc. Like…cool. Following the path of digestion soothes things. Got it.

So…what about the other way? Does massaging in the other direction, intentionally, do anything? Does it disrupt stuff? I mean, it's still stimulating stuff, right? Would it just be less effective, but still result in the same thing? Would it create upset? Would it disrupt digestion, cause everything to contract in the wrong rhythm and be like trying to paddle against a current? Would it cause trapped gas to sit there, rather than move to an exit?

Anyone want to weigh in? Surely, someone out there has experienced a backward massage. I know what I hope it would do, in fiction, but what about reality? Has anyone experienced it? Does anyone wanna experiment and report back? Y'know…for science?

And for those that hate trying to figure out "clockwise" and whatever--every resource I look up insists the only way to rub a tummy is to start on the person's lower right, go up, then left across the ribs, down along their left side, and then back to the right, under the navel. So…what happens if you go the other way--for a long while? Does the stomach ache increase? Does it take longer to bring any sort of relief?

[seldomthoughtofcreature]

NEWS FLASH:

Tummy ache... :(