Watch out! That food is cursed!
🫄 If it wasn't offered to you, eating even a little bit will bloat you up like a balloon.
💕 If you eat it, each time you eat this food in the future, it will expand in your belly to twice the size of the last one (for example, you eat one cursed apple, and the next apple you eat doubles in size in your stomach, and the next apple after that expands to twice the size the last one did, and so on).
🍲 If you take one bite, you'll be magically compelled to eat the entire thing until it's gone, no matter how full you get.
⚠️ If you eat it, it will be the best of this food you've ever had, but the next time you eat the same food, your belly will begin to bloat uncontrollably.
🎈 If you eat it any amount of it, it will start expanding inside your stomach until you say the right word. Don't know the word? Better start guessing fast.
🧺 If you eat it, it and any other instance of this food will remain undigested in your stomach (for example, you eat one cursed cherry, and every cherry you eat going forward will stay in your stomach).
🤏 If you eat it, you'll shrink, but the food stays the same size in your belly--and the more you ate, the more you shrink.
🥵 If you eat even a little bit, it will make your mouth unbelievably dry and leave you insatiably thirsty, and not even gulping down gallons of water can help until the curse wears off--though you might be tempted to anyway.