Random awful late writing shit.
Y’all enjoy my shit. I wrote it at fucking 4 AM. @prettylittledemonbitch @hugo-vinther @idreamonpaper @lilamina @everblazefoxfirekeeper @editedandwrittenbyhannah
A... present? For me? Fang just stared at the medium sized box in Tunani’s hands. The white box splattered in red and pink hearts seemed to laugh at him, teasing him with an awfully bright red top and dark red bow. Open me... you know you want too. Will I be a prank? Or a heartfelt item? Of course, you already know what I am... or do you?
This was all so new and old to Fang, it had been years since he’d gotten a Valentine’s Day present. Even then, he’d only gotten cards from Samuel, never an actual box.
“Take it from my hands already, I can’t hold my arms up forever!” Tunani exclaimed, shoving the box closer to his face, like that would suddenly make him want the box more.
“You’ve been holding the box for less than 10 seconds.” Fang pointed out, “Because of your impatience, I won’t open the box and you can’t put it down either. If you do, I won’t get you any candy.”
“What?! That’s not fair! I need candy! Yea I have like six boxes of it already, but a girl needs a steady supply of candy!”
“Six boxes? Your teeth are not falling out of your mouth Tunani, I’m taking all six boxes and rationing the candy to you. Simply having that much candy isn’t healthy.”
“No! Fannnnng!” Tunani wailed, she glared at him and tucked the bright box to her chest. “I’ll give this box to Conner instead! I’m sure he won’t take away my six boxes of candy!”
She spun on her heels and stormed off. Fang sighed and slowly followed her, his one long stride equaling two of Tunani’s. Tunani’s forgetfulness along with her habit of getting lost made for a very interesting search, Fang knew Conner was in the training hall, but would Tunani be able to find the training hall was the real question.
“Left.” Fang gently told Tunani when she went right at a crossroad.
“Shut up!” Tunani snapped, but she still followed his directions. The entire “search” consisted of Fang gently reminding Tunani which way to go and Tunani snapping at him. Eventually they, meaning Fang, found Conner.
“Daddy!” Tunani yelled as soon she spotted Conner, she ran to him and slammed into his middle. Well... being as small as Tunani is she can’t really “slam” into people, it’s more like she... flopped into Conner’s middle.
“Daddy! Fang is being mean to me, he didn’t accept my Valentine’s present and then he directed me here! Like I need help!”
“You do need help with directions though.” Conner pointed out.
“That’s not the point! The point is, he didn’t accept my gift and then he said he was going to take away my six boxes of candy!” Tunani stuck tongue out at Fang when she finished, she obviously thought Conner was going to side with her.
“Woah wait?! Six whole boxes of candy?! That’s too much Tunani and you know it, Fang will take four and leave you two.”
“I’m taking all six.” Fang deadpanned.
“Fang will take all six boxes of candy.” Conner corrected, “Tunani, you know having that much candy isn’t healthy and I want you to live a long healthy life, okay?”
Tunani blushed and bashfully nodded. “Whatever you say daddy.”
“Good lord.” Fang mumbled. Conner patted Tunani’s head and turned her around.
“Now go, I’m busy.”
“Aw! Can I at least have one shirtless picture of you? It is Valentine afterall.”
“Sure!” Conner said with a grin
“Absolutely not.” Fang glared at Conner. He grabbed Tunani and hefted her over his shoulder, he walked backwards out of the training hall just to make sure Conner wouldn’t take off his shirt and Tunani still see. It’s happened before, those two were a perverted team that Fang barely understood.
Once safely away, Fang put Tunani down. She immediately started to hit his chest. “Stupid, pale, idiot! Let me see Conner’s sexy abs, dammit!”
“You better watch your mouth young lady.” Fang popped her mouth. “You are a minor and Conner is a grown man, you should not ask him to do such things. It’s improper.”
Tunani kicked him on the calf. “I don’t care! Abs are abs and Conner’s abs are sexy! Don’t pretend like you don’t wanna see them too!”
“I don’t.”
“Lier, that’s not what you say in your sleep.”
“Mention that again and you won’t ever see a piece of candy again. You will go on a strict veggie diet.”
Tunani huffed and turned her back to Fang, she crossed her arms over the gift box and lifted her chin up into the air. Fang knew her anger would disappear in a few seconds if he distracted her, and since it was Valentine’s Day...
“I... I got you a present.” Fang whispered.
Tunani whipped around, stars in her eyes. “Really?! What is it? Can I eat it? What color is it? Did you buy it today or a week ago? Is it clothes? It is cute? It is—“
“—Stop!” Fang yelped. “Just.... here.”
He handed Tunani a plushie candy and waited.
“A... plushie... thanks?” Tunani, who made sure to carefully set her gift box on the ground, squished the plushie and inspected it with masked disappointment that wasn’t really masked.
“The zipper... open it and turn the plushie inside out...” Soft rustling came from Fang as he awkwardly shifted, he wasn’t used to giving presents.
Tunani nodded and did as told, she flipped the plushie inside out and gasped. “It’s a plushie Conner! Thank you so much Fang!”
She threw herself at Fang, hugging his waist. Fang smiled at her excited yelling, he enjoyed seeing her happy and excited over something that wasn’t food related.
Tunani released Fang and once more shoved her bright colored gift box in his face. “Here! Open yours!”
He chuckled, just like her to try the same old tactic. He took the box and untied the ribbon, setting aside the lid he smiled and grabbed the bag of chocolate inside. “Chocolate, I love it. Thanks you Tunani.”
He pressed a kiss onto her forehead and watched her skip down the hall with a huge smile on her face. “Now... time for my other Valentine.”
Fang went to the garage and climbed into his car, he started it and drove off. A few minutes later he walked into a store and exited with flowers and balloons. He placed the items in the car and drove to his destination.
Fang parked the car and grabbed the items, he exited the car and walked a few minutes before stopping. He tied the balloons to a vase, which he also put some water and the flowers into, then he knelt on the ground. “Hey... Happy Valentine’s Day. It’s been a long time since I visited, last Valentine in fact. I know I should visit more often, but we both know I won’t. I miss you a lot, I wish we could have been together longer. But I’ve done what you asked me to do, I’ve chased after my dreams and happiness has still found me unworthy of its presence. Even though there is one that loves me, I cannot truly feel the joy I should.”
Fang shook his head. “Enough of that, I just miss you and... I wish you were here. You died too early, we didn’t have the time we wanted or needed. Sometimes I turn around, ready to share a joke and you’re not there. And I just... I break inside. They say you heal with time, it’ll get better, just wait and see. But somehow, it only seems to get worse. Welp, that’s all I have for this Valentine’s Day, I hope they have parties up there. I remember you loved to dance. Until next time, love you.”
Fang patted the ground and stood, with a single pain filled glace, he turned and left. He drove away from the flower and balloon decorated gravestone, the granite engraved with his beloved’s name.









