Hey, Beat Noir is playing in Toronto this Friday!
Can my hairline have possibly gotten worse? There is only one way to find out and that is to come to this show.
Also, we’re playing with Junior Battles and they are a super good band. One time I saw them in Guelph and I got really drunk and took a microphone off of one of the stands and ran through the crowd with it. That was dumb, but I don’t think they minded because it added to the “atmosphere” of the close-quartered show. I don’t think that they remember that was me.
Also, we’re playing one (1) new song. It is better than all of our old songs because every cliche you hear from bands comes from a place of veracity.
Also, my high school ska band broke up on stage at this venue. Ain’t that a trip?
Gonna be a good show and we have a bunch more coming up too!
Don’t know what #FerdaFriday and #TunerTag are yet? I’m truly sorry that you are such a fucking poseur. Cleanse yourself of poseurness and come to this show to find out.
-Kevin Pillar