I want you all to look at this ancient tumblr audio post, and know that the person who made this audio is now an audio engineer at this company. And any social media out reach person would be happy to have this little gem of a post as a foundation to reach a wider audience on the notoriously difficult to market to tumblr cool kids. Except he deleted his tumblr causing the original post to be lost to the bowels of this website’s coding and I have no way to prove that this statement is true. The years I’ve lost to this website in my personal life finally maybe had some other meaning to it. Maybe it wasn’t all just terrible coping methods and bad taste in TV and movies. No. Maybe through some other lenses all the time I’ve burned here. on tumblr.com could be useful to the start up audio production house I currently also work for. So imagine my delight at our studio manager mentioning he had a popular audio post on tumblr, imagine my happiness doubling when I hear the post and it’s a classic, (one I laughed at many times during my time on here), and now imagine my absolute desperation after hours of digging through archives to find the original version of this post and to come up with NOTHING. So here I am now with an uncredited youtube video, my pride, and my word that Kim Hans Morton, audio engineer supreme, studio manager of Starman Studios, and the love of my life, made THIS POST. And I am bringing it back for the holidays for me and all the other tumblr cockroaches who stay on this site cause you can’t post 1000 word fan theories on twitter. Good night, happy holidays, and good luck to us all.- Matt Sinclair