👀 tell me one thing you hate about me and one thing you like
NO, YEAH THERE ARE SOME THINGS I CAN’T STAND ABOUT YOU.
YOU DRAW DICKS ON EVERYTHING THE SECOND A MARKER IS IN YOUR HAND AND THERE’S SOMETHING TO DOODLE ON WITHIN SIGHT. SERIOUSLY, YOU’VE GOT LIKE A HOMING BEACON OR SOMETHING FOR VANDALIZABLE SURFACES.
YOU LIKE SHITTY LOW-POLY BOOTLEGS OF THINGS AND KEEP THEM IN OUR HIVE AND EVERY TIME I THROW THEM AWAY IT SEEMS LIKE THE SHIT JUST MULTIPLIES.
SOMETIMES YOU DROOL ON MY NECK WHEN YOU’RE ASLEEP AND I MEAN AS THE POSEIDON OF DROOL MYSELF I GUESS I CAN’T SAY A WHOLE LOT BUT WATCH ME FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY.
THAT’S NOT REALLY HATE HATE, JUST HATE, YOU KNOW?? LIKE.
EVERYTHING ELSE CAN STAY, BUT ONE THING OF NOTE THAT I ESPECIALLY LIKE HOW YOU’RE BASICALLY JACKED AS FUCK AND IF YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE HEAD AND REALLY MEANT IT I’D PROBABLY FUCKING DIE INSTANTLY, SO THAT’S PRETTY BADASS.