#turntablekind

[mcnubbins]

turntablekind replied to your post “turntablekind replied to your post “turntablekind replied to your...”

youre cute when youre lying through that big gaping hole in your face otherwise known as your mouth

MY CUTENESS IN THIS SITUATION IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

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turntablekind replied to your post “turntablekind replied to your post “…OKAY, SO, GHOSTBUSTERS IS...”

youll get my shit everyday and you like it you cant even deny it

I WILL DENY IT UNTIL THE DAY I DRAW MY LAST FUCKING BREATH.

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turntablekind replied to your post “…OKAY, SO, GHOSTBUSTERS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.”

wow i cant believe this

I DON’T NEED YOUR SHIT TODAY, STRIDER.

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@turntablekind replied to your post “i suddenly remembered i haven’t checked in here all day! oops. we’ve...”

i want a divorce

can’t we see a counselor first, dave? listen, we can work this out. i’m willing to compromise!

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turntablekind replied to your post: Sorry all im the favourite i have a new kingdom to...

i think you mean the slightly less cool kingdom cause /the/ kingdom of cool has already been claimed by myself sorry man thats just how the cookie crumbles

Im older and by proxy am the rightful heir in dirks absence im sorry thats how royal lineages work mate.

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@turntablekind liked your photo:i feel a little called out here.

i thought we were bros, dave.

i trusted you, dave.

[mcnubbins]

👀 tell me one thing you hate about me and one thing you like

I DON’T 

WELL.

NO, YEAH THERE ARE SOME THINGS I CAN’T STAND ABOUT YOU.

YOU DRAW DICKS ON EVERYTHING THE SECOND A MARKER IS IN YOUR HAND AND THERE’S SOMETHING TO DOODLE ON WITHIN SIGHT. SERIOUSLY, YOU’VE GOT LIKE A HOMING BEACON OR SOMETHING FOR VANDALIZABLE SURFACES.

YOU LIKE SHITTY LOW-POLY BOOTLEGS OF THINGS AND KEEP THEM IN OUR HIVE AND EVERY TIME I THROW THEM AWAY IT SEEMS LIKE THE SHIT JUST MULTIPLIES.

SOMETIMES YOU DROOL ON MY NECK WHEN YOU’RE ASLEEP AND I MEAN AS THE POSEIDON OF DROOL MYSELF I GUESS I CAN’T SAY A WHOLE LOT BUT WATCH ME FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY.

THAT’S NOT REALLY HATE HATE, JUST HATE, YOU KNOW?? LIKE.

YOU KNOW.

SHUT UP.

EVERYTHING ELSE CAN STAY, BUT ONE THING OF NOTE THAT I ESPECIALLY LIKE HOW YOU’RE BASICALLY JACKED AS FUCK AND IF YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE HEAD AND REALLY MEANT IT I’D PROBABLY FUCKING DIE INSTANTLY, SO THAT’S PRETTY BADASS.

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turntablekind replied to your post: turntablekind replied to your post “GOD DAMN IT...

plop that sweet ass down in my lap then and lets do this shit

NICE!