#turntechtinselhead

[comesailawway]

dont fucking hurt rose she did it to save all of us

no

[comesailawway]

haha yeah i wish it was a joke

wwhatdavve come on thats not possible

[comesailawway]

johns dead

wwhat

davve im not in the mood for stupid jokes today im vvisitin jake an reg

[thestridebackmachine]

> This Christmas morning the gift that appears at your bedside is unmistakably shoebox sized under all that pink princess paper. Inside are, of course, shoes! Really lovely ones at that. And the card atop them explains exactly who its from, as if there was any doubt with paper like that.

hey dude

thanks for always being there likin my posts

being one of the best daves i know

two for you cogs coco

merry christmas dude enjoy

==> Omfg. Omfg omfg omfg. Omfg. These are fucking rad shoes as well wow you love shoes did you tell anyone that WOW SHOES NO SERIOUSLY ROSE CHECK OUT WHAT GLITZ GOT ME aw man you've never seen radder shoes that've graced your humble presence in like. Forever.

You shoot him a message:

dude what the fuck you werent supposed to get me something completely and totally rad

omfg thanks my feet look like heaven you rock

[ceruleanlover95]

turntechtinselhead:

> First thing Christmas eve morning, two gifts sit on the table of the Jake & John residence. Both are wrapped in pink princess paper, but only one is addressed to Jake. A puppy Christmas card sits on top of it, and within, a sweater sits. The card reads:

sup jake

merry christmas

this sweater is basically the BEST thing youre going to get ALL christmas and im a GOD for finding it but yep

yep

enjoy

- xoxo glitz

All right glitz ill admit this is hands down the best sweater ive received thusfar--just to humor you of course! (Im joking; this really is wonderful!)

But gosh thanks! Your presents a bit early so it leaves me anxious to give my present to you but... I think im going to wait when its a bit closer to christmas day! 

[taskforcebeachblob-blog]

> Poof! Lookie there, that sure is a disney princess themed gift bag, rather large in size, really. It has to be to contain two sweetass beanies, and a small card with a disgruntled looking hermit crab on the front.

yo

here are my humble offerings to the meenah

theyre even able to fit your horns sweet right

anything for the seapunk princess \m/

merry fishmas

>Wow why are your friends buying you so many presents for human holidays. You haven't gotten anything for anyone. You really need to get with the times.

[spectresque]

turntechtinselhead hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: 

nah its aight

i think ill probably end up doing it anyway

[spectresque]

turntechtinselhead liked your post: 

ok i feel bad

should i get you one too