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[thestridebackmachine]

==> Dave: reamalgamate.

Fuck that, you already did.

[ This blog will be repurposed. Cogs has moved here. ]

[thestridebackmachine]

gross

i moved yeah http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/

[thestridebackmachine]

im tired

http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/

http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/

http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/

http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/

ill stop when i feel like it

[thestridebackmachine]

crusty old blog isnt so old and crusty anymore

i moved yeah http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/ http://stridemachines.tumblr.com/

[thestridebackmachine]

alright folks im doing hardcore maintenance please stand 500 yrs away from my blog

[thestridebackmachine]

haha what the fuck is an existence 

[thestridebackmachine]

update: i went to my dash and saw two moths mating

[randomegbert]

who said it was mind-numbingly unoriginal content? i pride myself in mind-numbingly original content, thank you very much.

and i churn out an average of 66 posts a day, every day.

[thestridebackmachine]

i was talking about myself dude

why would you even do that though blogging is too hard 

[thestridebackmachine]

swaggie2cape replied to your post: dare i look at my dash

its a trap

its like a hole you just cant get out of

the never ending hole

[thestridebackmachine]

randomegbert replied to your post: dare i look at my dash

makes you look.

i plead the 8th

[thestridebackmachine]

the dash is a dark scary place where my eyes are continually lambasted with images completely unrelated to my current interests aka i need to clean this fucking blog up 

[thestridebackmachine]

dare i look at my dash

[thestridebackmachine]

randomegbert said: well, it’s been around since 2012, but it doesn’t even have 10,000 posts.

excuse me are you saying that my blog is less of a blog compared to other blogs just because i dont have 10k posts of mindnumbingly unoriginal content on it

im offended

[thestridebackmachine]

this blog feels crusty and old like an elderly a-hole

[turntablegaylord-deactivated202]

okay okay i get it 

well no i mean there arent any daves that are you really?? i mean like you you in terms of the only person i call butt

[thestridebackmachine]

proud to be butt any day of the week holla

how did that even become a thing that happened i cant even remember

[turntablegaylord-deactivated202]

sighsss

okay then ill drop it 

i just hope youve been okay and stuff 

hugs you 

[thestridebackmachine]

no comment 

i didnt think anyone would miss me that much i mean theres like 1001 arabian daves in basically everywhere

by arabian i mean not arabian

[thestridebackmachine]

@shadesandaj nothing is nothing its like the empty feeling you get after finishing a big mac and realising that it doesnt exist anymore because you ate that fucker 

@gaylord yeah hi dude i missed you too but no seriously lets not talk about the thing the thing isnt supposed to be talked about