#turretqueen

[been-busy-being-dead-blog]

turretqueen started testing

'Remember that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the frst sign of resistance.'

Glados' voice echoed through the speakers. Aperture's mainframe had not bothered with the... special turret before. But throughout Wheatley's short but devastating reign things had slipped out of her control. The downside of being transferred into a potato battery. 

But now she would not allow the slightest sign of defiance. Even an AI of her caliber could become fed up with androids on the loose, doing exactly the opposite what they were supposed to to. A securiy camera blinked red and adjusted its position to watch the turret closely.

[bluewheatfields]

[ turretqueen found a portal ]

"Hello! Hello?" Called the universal breach between parallel worlds. A hefty concept neatly packaged into the presentation of being a simple oval hole whose edges, wobbling and rippling, glowed a fierce neon orange. "Anybody hear this? Yes, this is a hole in the wall, talking hole in the wall, in need of assistance! Just a hand, two preferably, if you've got them. Just- Just if you're there, c'mon over! Step in front of the hole. Which hole, you might be asking yourself, if there are, in fact, several. It'll be the one that, as aforementioned, is currently TALKING to you. Talking hole. Seriously. Hard to mix it up.

... Anybody?"

[asktheoracleofturrets-blog]

turretqueen started following you

"Hello. Hello? Who are you? Are you one of my turret sisters? You don't look the same...But if you are one of my turret sisters please don't yell at me!"

[transwhiz]

*~~yolo~~*

u poot

[transwhiz]

It isn't funny!! Well.. Well now yOU ARENT INVITED TO MY ONE PERSON DANCE PARTY *raughing*

[transwhiz]

BECUASE IT'S AN OLD MICROWAVE???

laugh omg

[transwhiz]

but sHARP METAL PARTS???

whY IS THERE METAL IN THERE???