#turtle blogging

[duraraross]

Had a dream where sarge was my professor and he docked me points for my favorite ninja turtle being Leo (the blue one). I told him that the turtles all originally had red masks but they gave them different colors to make them easier to tell apart and sarge went “they blue-washed them!”

[toadfemme]

Why do I keep finding y’all in the middle of fucking shopping centers on major roads. Where are you coming from. Please I just want to move u across the street like I am supposed to bUT THERES NO WHERE TO MOVE YOU IN A HUGE SHOPPING CENTER WHAT THE FUCK S I R

[dimitrippy]

Well I was trying to do a face filter but all we got was sparkles 💫

[duraraross]

pretty cool that every single iteration of Leonardo the ninja turtle is a different sexuality

[duraraross]

Was anyone going to tell me that hypno-potamus was voiced by stede bonnet or was I just supposed to find that out myself by watching ninja turtles immediately after watching ofmd

[dimitrippy]

Since I'm picking him up tomorrow, here are some posts of the big man himself: Bobbi!

He's 17 years old and he's an Asian Leaf Water Turtle. Like most of his species, his entire body is mostly brown. He enjoys time both in and out of the water and his favorite food is bananas!

[duraraross]

I am curious I know Leo is your favorite in all iterations so I was wondering if what’s your opinion on Raph for all iterations?

He’s my second fave usually! I think if I had gotten into turtles *now* he’d be my favorite because I’m Avery partial to hotheads now. But I chose Leo when I was 4 and by god I’m nothing if not loyal

[dimitrippy]

my turtle bit me for the first time in 15 years because I'm trying to tape his foot straight.

Anyone out there with advice on how to do that properly? The tape keeps coming off.