#turtle penis

[tuxxyy1]

We saw a fully engorged turtle penis for the first time today ... Gibde might be traumatized.

[two-boys-from-lawrence-kansas]

The Grey Area —- Yup these are the people I choose to love and include in my life..*palm face* rofl

[jujumacaroni]

things i do at work: 1. look at pictures of the ocean 2. wonder what else is in the ocean 3. omg oceans are so scary 4. post 68 statuses on FB 5. watch tom hiddleston videos 6. laugh at tumblr posts 7. wonder when humans will be able to explore all of the ocean 8. forget i am at work 9. turtle penises

[thewritinghouseofinsanity]

Hehe I thought I forgot to bookmark it 

dank

[lampropelma-violaceopes]

It's a pet peeve for me when someone insists that something about the turtles must be turtle-like because they're turtles. (The big one, no apology for that pun, being penis.) Yes, we call them turtles, but they're actually turtle/human hybrids. They have human eyes, human musculature, partially human skeletons, human digestive systems, human emotions, human thoughts, human vocalizations...why is it so hard to believe that they'd have human penises?

[lampropelma-violaceopes]

sleepingseeker has coined my new favorite term for the sex toy-style bumps I put on Raph's cock in that one fic: "turtle love nubs."