#turtle problems

[miss-lilith-knows]

OK serious question time betas.

I don't have a penis, and I definitely don't have a baby penis. I need your input betas.

I have a few betas that have a "turtling problem." That's to say they are small enough the itty bitty weenie pulls so far back it's nearly slips the cage. I've seen the vice cage but I'm not a fan of plastic for long term locking. Other than PA piercings, how do we combat this?

Stay locked 💋💋💋🔑🤏🔒🤏🔑💋💋💋

[nightfury590]

I dropped my iphone in my 36 gallon turtle tank while trying to take a picture of my turtle. No lie. It is currently sitting in a bag of rice recuperating. I don't even know how it's still working.

[sadpandamissy]

 I JUST REALIZED I'VE HIT THE 10 CON MARK! I've officially been to 10 anime cons!!! Colossalcon was my first con in 2012 <3

[painaesthetic]

FYI: I did ten sit ups on Friday and I broke my core. I can't get up, send help.

[imyour-venus23]

So I bought some expensive shrimp treats for my turtle and the little turd doesn't even like them.

[tomatoestortugasytonio-blog]

Help

So I'm getting texts about throwing turtles from the police. I'm scared they're going to come here and raid the school. Where should I hide? (Speaking of hiding isn't it illegal to have alcohol in your closet?)

[100-percent-tmnt]

ugh don't you hate when

[jackjack-attack]

Today my turtle Trudy kept scratching at my bedroom door so I could let her in.