#tv tag.

[memetaped]

the three stooges taken from the episode busy buddies.

what strikes your fancy, mister?

say, that’s what i call service.

you get a penny a poster for every one you put up. now, make it snappy.

i’ll have a bowl of chicken soup.

hey, whiz kid.

what kinda language is that?

oh, you’ve been here before.

go on in there and get some practice.

say, what does this job pay?

service with a smile.

yeah, i can’t eat these. lemme see you eat ‘em.

oh, just put it on my account.

ewww! thanks!

yep, nothing to do but collect.

what’s the matter, kid? you nervous?

hey, you don’t look like you got any milk.

i’m gonna chop your ears off.

this coffee tastes like paint.

you know we need that hundred bucks.

where are you going? to a halloween party?

take it easy. you’re pulling the whatchamacallit off.

hey! these hotcakes must be made out of reclaimed rubber.

yeah and i’m gonna stay here.

you’re in the contest.

four eggs. two hard boiled and two to fry.

are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

[soft4space]

star trek

hold still. you’ll tear your bandages.

can you bury your heart?

let me help.

you are either very brave or very stupid.

you can’t order someone to get rid of their emotions.

space, the final frontier.

we are explorers.

i don’t think you can analyze love. it’s the greatest mystery of all. no one knows why it happens or doesn’t.

your combat training has been sadly neglected, little one.

a lie is a very poor way to say hello.

how do you feel? better?

if you can’t take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. it’s not safe out here.

fear is the true enemy. the only enemy.

we get to reach for the stars. we get to reach for the best in ourselves.

you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting.

this is my home. it’s a space station.

but if there was someone in this universe i could choose to be like, someone who i would want to make proud of me, it’s you.

i’m alone. you are the closest thing to family that i have left.

thinking about what you can’t control only wastes energy, and creates its own enemy.

one voice can be stronger than a thousand voices.

if you can’t even count on the ground beneath your feet to remain stable, what in the world does remain stable?

it takes courage to look inside yourself, and even more courage to write it for others to see.

logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.

if we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are.

i haven’t faced death. i’ve cheated death. i’ve tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity; i know nothing.

i realize you can’t understand a word i’m saying, but that doesn’t matter. i know you’re aware of me. 

sometimes a feeling is all we have to go on.

the only way to defeat fear is to tell it “no”.

if there is to be a brave new world, our generation is going to have the hardest time living in it.

death is that state in which one only exists in the memory of others; which is why it is not an end. no goodbyes, just good memories.

i always hope for the best. experience, however, has taught me to expect the worst.

someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives.

hit them with everything we’ve got.

there are many parts of my youth that i’m not proud of. there were loose threads, untidy parts of me that i would like to remove. but when i pulled on one of those threads, it’d unravel the tapestry of my life.

even in the darkest moments, you can always find something that’ll make you smile.

there are three things to remember about being a captain: keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew.

even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.

being afraid of everything means you learn nothing.

[tiffsmemes]

POSE season one taken from the tv show.

you found me, took care of me. you helped me understand.

it’s night? i’ve been out all day?

kindness doesn’t cost you anything.

you lied to me. and the worst part about it is that you did it right to my face.

complain all you want. we have to break this fever.

this is a A-B conversation, so “C” your way out.

call me a punk again.

why are you eating like this is your last meal?

just promise me you’ll protect yourself.

i’m sorry for what i did to you, and i’m here to talk, but i got boundaries.

why you got to be so mean to me?

when we met, you had nowhere to go. i took you in and gave you shelter and food, ‘cause i couldn’t stand thinking of you being on the streets.

well, look at you, being all useful and shit.

you’re rebellious and usually boring, but i still have use for you.

i’m just a fuckup.

don’t bullshit me. that offends me.

i don’t really know what that means, but i’ll grovel all night if i have to.

i’m not mad about the situation. i’m sad.

look, please, don’t kick me out.

christmas morning was always special in my house. traditions are important to me.

greatness comes from suffering. from failing over and over until you bleed and cry. and then, finally, something inside just cracks open.

that’s my golden rule. trust gives people power over you.

oh, you got a fever of 102.

if you’re gonna go disappearing like that again, you got to let me know first.

once you’re in my house, you’re my responsibility.

you think i’m not good enough to shine out in the real world.

i’m so disappointed in you.

good time? more like it’s about time.

i’m the asshole, and i’m sorry.

life isn’t always good, but right now, in this moment, it’s good.

i was real messed up about it.

will you love me forever?

last time we spoke, you were pretty hard on me, and told me the truth even when i didn’t want to hear it.

this color looks like a shit-stained diaper left out in the rain.

i deserve more. i’m worthy of better.

life comes for all of us. and it comes hardest for the ones who think they’re above it all. 

come, make yourself a nice, big plate. there’s plenty of food.

i don’t owe you anything. i told you: you are not the only one with dreams.

time is not your friend. it’s coming for you, for all of us. it shows no mercy and it always wins, and then you’re gone, forgotten.

[editstreet]

we make a good team, son. 

[memetaped]

the handmaid’s tale taken from the episode pigs.

hey. i know. i know. it’s okay.

how are you feeling, for real?

pain makes your world very small. my world has been this room.

we have to keep moving.

but right now you’re losing a lot of blood. and we have to stop it so you don’t die.

someone your age should never need to be this brave.

you can barely walk.

life is precious on a farm.

no more time for me to stay in bed.

i don’t see the lantern.

then show some compassion. and some fucking respect.

holy crap, it lives. look at you, out of bed.

make me proud.

i love you too, banana.

just rest, get better.

in my house, we clean our plates.

thank you for taking such good care of me.

i almost died when we first got here.

maybe this is as free as we’re gonna get. maybe we should make the best of it.

i used to think of my body as an instrument for the accomplishment of my will. i could use it to run, pick things up, make things happen.

hey, hey. i’m right here.

i thought you were gonna die. i really did. but you’re not. you’re better.

this thing’s a mess. it hurts like balls, and it’s oozing some kind of like a mustardy, like, yellow – i don’t know – like a pus or something.

[memetaped]

franklin taken from the tv show.

here you go, sunshine.

a jump in the pond would cool you down in a minute.

now all we need for our picnic is a dessert.

how does your tummy feel now?

you’ll poke someone’s eye out.

it’s a little spooky up there. it’ll be nice having a brave little helper.

everybody knows that.

losing a baby tooth is a sign you’re growing up.

you see, big or little, we all get scared sometimes.

it was tough watching my little turtle fall. but the important thing was that i was there to lift you up and encourage you to keep going.

you found it. finders keepers.

yippee!

i knew that.

somebody seems to be in a hurry this morning.

who would believe a story like that? nobody.

remember your please and thank you’s.

this is my last chance. i’ve got to do it now.

[memetaped]

fraggle rock taken from the episode pebble pox blues.

you have a fever, don’t you?

take it easy. every muscle in my body is wracked with pain.

but i’m not tired anymore.

it isn’t that bad, you big baby.

there’s nothing here that can hurt you.

where are you? you sound so far away.

then you won’t mind it when i tell you that little red dots are starting to appear all over your face.

now listen to me. you have a very high fever.

you know, i’m real glad you’re here with me.

i’ll go with you.

well, how can you say it’s nothing? you look terrible.

alright, germs. this is the day you’ve all been waiting for. come and get me.

i’m the kinda guy who can take a tussle with a few germs right in stride.

but you are sick and you do need your rest.

i think there’s something wrong with my ears.

i mean, well, you know how worried you are about getting sick.

and watch who you’re calling a baby.

don’t even say such a thing. don’t even think it.

but you just asked me to take that other pillow away.

i don’t know that, but i do think i could think better if you put me down.

come on, head up. there, how’s that?

gee, you really look sick.

i hardly think a little thing like being sick is gonna get me down.

well, you’re confused because of me.

being sick can be very difficult.

it’s nice, but i don’t think it’s gonna do any good.

medicine? i’m not taking any medicine.

but the germs have got me, and i’m so scared.

here, drink this berry tea. make you feel better.

that’ll ward off infection.

[memetaped]

M*A*S*H taken from the tv show.

look, stop snowing me.

i’m so tired, my eyes keep slamming shut.

honestly, when you live in a cruddy situation like this long enough, you get to love a few people, and even hate a few.

just come inside and let yourself heal for a few days.

for me to do my job, i’ve got to know what’s bothering you, if anything.

come out of the sun. your brain is getting a tan.

your bruises. you’ve been brawling.

if this hurts, you’ll be the first to know.

boy, that gripes my cookies.

watch your language, or i’ll wash your mouth out with soap.

how’d you like a nose full of nickels?

i’ll thank you to mind your P’s and Q’s.

you’re the only one who ever comes to sunday services.

these monthly check-ups are a pain.

i’ve watched you around the hospital. you care about people.

you waited too long. now you’ve got a fever on your hands.

it’s my job to say no.

you can’t talk to me like that. not and get away with it.

guess i’m your bunk buddy for tonight.

why don’t you have some food first? best medicine in the world.

listen, the only thing G.I. about me is my athlete’s foot.

you look like an ad for death.

look, if you want to be a hero that much, you go.

that’s for me to know and for you to find out.

you just go back there and become the best possible “you” you can.

is that what you said, or do we have a bad connection?

this is the first time i’ve cried since i came to this crummy place.

just don’t talk to me for the rest of the war!

you know what a hero is? ninety-nine times out of a hundred, it’s somebody who’s tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. i don’t give a damn.