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[memetaped]

the house of the lost on the cape taken from the 2021 film.

don’t force yourself to speak. just rest, and you’ll recover before you know it.

you’re just about soaked to the bone.

sorry, kiddo. it’s too dangerous.

don’t let your guard down just because the food was good.

poor thing’s been through terrible trauma.

if things go south, we can run.

oh, looks like you took a tumble.

there, there. you all right, darling?

you slept for quite a while. i was afraid your eyelids would stick together.

it’s time you learn some responsibility.

you’ve had to go through so much at such a young age, but you’ve never once given up. i’m very proud of you.

what’s your name, hun?

now let’s get you dried off before you catch a cold.

it just means don’t worry, dear.

sorry, but i don’t take orders from children.

there’s gotta be somewhere you call home.

why don’t you put your things away and hop in the bath before bed?

if you care for it and speak well of it, it will grow wonderfully, just like a person.

you gave me a fright, my child.

but remember this. it’s not your fault, love.

so if you don’t mind it being ancient, it’s yours.

just feels like home, you know?

have a good day, love.

you don’t need to be scared of the house, i promise. it only wants to help take care of you.

no one’s ever spent this kind of money on me before.

this tea is made from dandelion root. it’s good for you.

you said we were a family, didn’t you? you told me we’d stay together.

i promise there are no wolves around here.

use this knife to blind the beast.

i’m sorry to hear that, but don’t worry too much. if you just take it easy, it’ll be back in no time.

and then this sweet thing showed up. he’s soft and friendly, so i thought you’d get along.

wow, sounds like you’ve been through a lot lately.

well, don’t overexert yourself.

makes sense. i know how you feel.

this knife won’t work. ugh.

darling, let’s get going already.

i had to come. what if i didn’t and something bad happened to you?

you can leave all that to me.

stay away. you’re nothing but a parasite.

you don’t have to get so mad at me.

i know it’s around here somewhere.

and i keep wondering, why does this always happen to me?

and we’ll be here a while, so you’ll get to explore.

i’ve been worried sick.

you don’t have to answer now. let yourself get lost in thought for a while.

it’s pretty nice to have a safe place we can actually call home, isn’t it?

so the time has finally come for me to use this.

the flowers bloom even with no one to tend to them.

and i’m going to stay here, because this is my home now.

we’ll need to stock up on more food than usual.

what do you want to do? with your future.

you know you can always talk to me if something’s bothering you.

but after traveling here and there for so many years, it’s nice to settle down.

oh, my gosh. listen to you.

it’s a reminder that good fortune doesn’t have to be excessive, and we can find small moments of happiness every day.

maybe i’ll head into town today.

some of the packaging is a little damaged, but the food inside is perfectly fine.

you don’t have anywhere to go either, do you?

if we’re going to be living together as a family, i felt like it would be wrong of me not to introduce you.

i think even if i do leave here, i’ll always come back.

[memetaped]

five nights at freddy’s: into the pit taken from the video game.

every day has been the same all summer long.

must’ve hit your head pretty hard when you fell.

i don’t know what’s gotten into you, but go to your room and calm down.

it’s all we can afford.

you can leave if you’re gonna be such a chicken.

now, let’s go get you patched up.

the dust probably got to your head, kid.

are you still asleep, young man?

here’s hoping i don’t get pink eye.

you and i are beat up pretty good.

i don’t know, something about people busting ghosts.

i’m sorry. i know i’m a pain sometimes.

kids make mistakes all the time. you’re supposed to. it’s how you learn.

i’ve got way bigger problems than you today.

you’re a racket, dude.

you should know better than to fake an emergency while i’m at work.

was it all just a dream? i guess i should start the day then.

sorry, kid, you know things have been tough lately.

you certainly took your time.

you’re a lifesaver, little guy.

i hear footsteps. better hide.

you’re just a kid. and a very good kid at that.

did i even eat yesterday? i’m starving.

you look like you’re ready to puke.

no idea how i’ll make it through the day. barely slept.

what were you thinking, hiding in that nasty old thing?

bring me something i couldn’t get anywhere else, and maybe we can trade.

well, if you ever want to read something with pictures in it, i’d be happy to lend you a comic.

you should start running, (name). i’ll even give you a head start.

well, considering this massive lump on my noggin...

first off, kid, you can’t just borrow a firecracker.

i’m sorry. i didn’t mean for things to get so out of hand.

i’m the one who’s sorry.

you’re here late, kid.

i got more important things to do than homework.

tell you what: let’s go home, get you cleaned up, then pop in (movie title) for old time’s sake.

did i sleep all day?

what’s scary is how it’ll rot your brain.

i still remember playing in the ball pit and getting ringworm.

you got a name, kid?

i just can’t focus, i guess.

you might be a big (school grade)-grader now, but you can’t outrun a mom smooch.

[memetaped]

the three stooges taken from the episode fright night.

bring up your right hand.

i’m beginnin’ to enjoy this workout. i even feel like a few rounds of boxin’.

you dumb ox, you.

besides, i bruise easy.

get these gloves on.

honey baby, after lunch, will you read me another poem about love?

i’ll be there to pick you up and carry you out.

you were way out in front.

well, i got a message for ya from big mike.

any blood – ignore it.

hey. what’s good for a fractured skull?

aw, don’t be a baby. it’s all in fun.

you’re crushing my eyebrows.

lay down! you wanna make a fool outta the doctor?

get the victim ready for the slaughter.

i’m too young and good-lookin’ to die! well, too young!

why, you say the sweetest things.

now i know how a gopher feels.

take it easy, kid. take it easy. easy, kid.

thatta boy, (name). that’s doing your stuff.

well, you go that way, and i’ll go this way.

let go. you’re bendin’ the stripes.

poor kid. and i owe him five bucks.

i was just talkin’ to myself. nobody else will talk to me.

and when i stand a chance to lose a hundred grand, i like to do somethin’ about it.

thatta boy, champ.

i never thought i was a southpaw.

see what’s wrong with him, doc.

wait a minute. i studied medicine for three years.

like takin’ my pals for a ride. a one-way ride.

a good thing for him. i’d have ripped him limb from limb.

oh, my gosh. it’s busted.

by golly, you’re right.

look at him. he’s so goofy you could knock him down with a handful of peanuts. without the shells.

my favorite fruit. ha, ha.

well, take a look.

blood! i’m dyin’. everythin’ is gettin’ dark.

back up against the wall.

c’mere. i got a system.

take it easy. say a few syllables.

i got a soft skull, fella.

wait a minute. remember. love taps.

i’ll call the police! i’ll call the fire department! i’ll call the marines!

[memetaped]

blue fingers: a ninja’s tale taken from the 2004 cheryl aylward whitesel book.

you have bruises there.

sensei, i want – need – to do more to help you fight.

you don’t decide what being a ninja means.

from now on, we’re your only family.

a child, lost in the wilderness. you should be like a skeleton.

the world of the samurai. your world.

i’ll give you five days to rest and adjust.

no goodbyes. we’ll eat from the same pot again before i’ve missed you, that much is certain.

you don’t need to understand. not now. just hear.

the jōnin would never come to this camp.

you’re too homesick to function here.

it’s not you who has things to be sorry for.

you carry that bloody fox.

i hear you and smell you and see you.

don’t be the difficult puppy you were before. remember what you’ve become.

see this? if you run, i’ll sink it into your skull.

we’re badgers from the same hole.

it’s hard to remember everything.

your name doesn’t matter.

for you. it’s your first weapon.

are you all right? there’s a safe house nearby where you can rest.

sensei, you asked me about the building. walls and things.

it’s a wonderful gift. and i’m not crying.

think of me as a blade of grass.

i have important information for you, too. but it is not so easily put into words.

if you’re caught, swallow that.

wherever you go, you will always be a ninja.

and if you feel a drop of water on your cheek or see a pebble thrown – anything like that – i’m signaling you.

how long will you remain a bird who walks everywhere on its scrawny legs, never daring to try its wings?

when it’s cold, use your mind to turn yourself warm. and when it’s hot, turn yourself cool.

you protected me in there.

you are quick-witted enough to know how to steal, but not how to cover your wrongdoing.

breathing reveals what is going on inside a person.

you’ve been brave since the first night, when you scrapped like a little tiger.

will i be silent because i will be a timid paddy frog all my life?

i’m sopping wet.

you’re right that you need to be grass.

it’s hard enough walking in the dark evening, and now a pebble is caught in my sandal.

we samurai can cut you down just for looking at us.

i’d rather drag a dead horse behind me than have you.

i’m going to be sick. i’ll be right back.

you’ll have to keep searching for yours.

hide, though, don’t go along the road where you might be seen.

manners mean telling the truth.

this boy has nothing to do with you.

i can’t make out the path.

we have something for you. it’s from all of us.

if you knew about some of the missions i’ve been on...

during moments of stress, some people find themselves holding their breath.

i can guess your story. lost in the forest? but i can’t help you.

mistakes are normal. part of being alive.

if you train hard between now and when we need your help – perhaps harder than any ninja has ever trained before – you can be ready.

somebody’s always after me.

i’ll burn you if you don’t.

please bury it deep in the forest. but never tell anyone where.

act calm but confused about where you are.

i slipped and was swept into the river.

you look down the tube at what you’re shooting. that way, you can aim straighter.

personally, i think you’ll never make it because no matter how long you let a potato grow, it will never become a hawk.

[memetaped]

lifeline taken from the 2025 film.

i’m still here. and so are you.

weird dreams. i still have this headache that won’t go away.

okay, no more goodwill gestures from me.

you said something to me i’ve never forgotten.

well, you can’t miss that.

so your concussion symptoms were pretty mild, but we’re still going to want to keep you overnight, okay?

i don’t want to talk about myself.

sorry. i’m sick.

i’ve always hated to talk about myself to other people, especially when i’m in a bad place.

so, the best thing to do is to pick a word or a phrase that’s really easy to bring up in a conversation.

um, it’s just my head. it’s been all over the place.

so listen, buddy.

it was a few weeks after you first told me about the scars on your (body part), where they really came from.

don’t make it a big thing, mom.

i’m going to kill myself.

anyway, give me a call back. let’s catch up.

just calling to say happy new year.

i bought a gun.

who knows how bad things could have gotten if we hadn’t showed up?

it feels like it’s easier to block things out most of the time.

yeah, you’re just trying to bond with me. i know how it works.

you were so afraid to talk about it back then.

i’ll tell you, a bunch of strange happenings going on in this plot.

do you have the gun in your hand right now?

i just wanted to call and say i was sorry about before.

you know, as a kid, the idea of the afterlife scared me.

it’s just a little coffee burn.

hang on a sec. honey.

i don’t feel, i am. i am fucking powerless.

you never, ever listen.

i’m scared though. but i’m still here.

you see, there’s a part of me that can understand the feeling that the whole world is rigged against us.

get it through your fucking head that you’re not going to talk me down.

when you do, we’re going to talk more, okay? we’re not going to hide things.

i’d just like to talk a little bit about how you’re feeling.

i need to go on a walk.

but anyway, whoever you are, thank you.

i’m not calling you to be fucking saved. you should treat this like it’s already happened.

and give that hot bath a try, okay?

tell me a story. one from when you were a kid.

i know it’s strange, but i’m here to tell you there’s hope. and no matter how bad you’re feeling right now, those feelings, they’re survivable.

fuck it. it doesn’t matter.

[memetaped]

naruto: ninja clash in the land of snow taken from the 2004 film.

there is a way. have faith.

we have nowhere to go. there’s no road beyond this.

i heard that you’ve been to the land of snow.

this is an important mission.

sensei, there’s something strange about that armor.

as long as i live, i will turn everything i’ve got into my strength and forge a path.

ridiculous. it was just a movie.

i wanted to see beyond the rainbow with you.

you’ll just put it away in some corner and it’ll just collect dust.

no one gave a hoot about me.

look closely. you’ll be able to see the future.

get me some water. i feel so dizzy.

if you have faith in me, i’ll never lose.

you ran away back then.

i don’t care if i die.

that was an awesome jutsu.

after that day, my tears dried up.

please believe in yourself.

it was useless. a journey like this.

why do you always find me?

shadow clone jutsu.

i told you, i’m your opponent.

reality is different from a movie. there’s no such thing as a happy ending in this world.

normally, i would go back to the village and get more help for something like this.

a rainbow chakra. just like in the movie.

it’s work that only the lowest of the low would do.

beyond this great cave is our hideout.

hold it. don’t be hasty.

this kid was quite a handful.

now come closer and let me see your face.

to find a way even without your chakra, that’s what a ninja is.

close your eyes. try to visualize flowers everywhere.

if you stay here any longer, your own safety will be jeopardized.

it’s a device to restrain chakra.

no matter how much you hate it, i’ll follow you wherever you go.

serves you right.

that’s the only chance you have to survive this.

geez, couldn’t you at least have used a better picture of me?

the tears have frozen over and hardened our hearts.

now you are no longer a ninja, just a mere kid.

the boat for the land of snow will soon set sail.

don’t fool with me. this is a fake.

damn it. i have no power.

it’s my mission.

and i even lied to myself.

but it was so rough. there was no place in this world for me, i thought.

that is the sole link to the (name) clan.

and run through it as fast as you can.

i actually said such things?

it’s all thanks to you.

you can’t kill me with a toy dagger like this.

aim by that branch.

i knew that when i returned here, i would die.

but, still, i found friends, and i kept at it without giving up. and good things happened.

you! why you – how did you get in here?

i don’t know who this kid is, but his chakra is quite strong.

payback time. with interest.

if you give up, all your dreams – everything – just ends there.

it seems you’ve forgotten.

i told you not to underestimate ninja.

[memetaped]

the marksman taken from the 2021 film.

you have to leave.

i worry about you, out there on the front lines, all by yourself.

this trouble you’re in. that your own doing?

it’s a lonely experience to lose someone so close, especially for a child.

i’ll do the shopping from here on.

don’t worry about me. just follow the plan.

better send a medic out.

go on, get yourself cleaned up.

you’ve reached the voicemail of (name).

now, put your finger on the trigger. the gun’s going to kick back hard, so brace yourself.

i’d have called, but i couldn’t find a phone listing for you.

hey, there, stranger. this seat taken?

hell, you don’t understand a damn word i’m saying.

you’re never going to make it though there like that. it’s miles to the nearest road.

my love, my love, come here.

listen. get you to a doctor.

tell me what’s going on with you here.

this belongs to you.

no such thing. just something people tell you to make you feel better.

you’re going to stay with this man, okay?

see you around.

yeah, i’m fine. just called to tell you not to worry.

come on, let’s get you to bed.

it’s late. maybe you ought to get some sleep, huh?

i was out your way last week.

just left of that bush, there’s a break in the fence.

you might as well get that heaven crap out of your head right now.

you can have it on the house.

i can dig that hole for you. it’ll be done by sundown.

just stay off the streets and lay low till i get there.

who was that, mama?

listen, the kid’s not going back. that’s what i’m calling to tell you.

finish your homework.

law requires you be notified.

psst! hey, come on.

looks like you had a little incident.

you’re a natural.

hey, what’s the matter? you got to be hungry.

normally doesn’t take too long, but the computer’s down.

i don’t even want to be in your stupid country.

listen to me or you’re going to get yourself killed.

an atlas. like a map book. with all the states.

i got tired of waiting and ate without you.

life doesn’t always play out the way you expect.

i hope some day there’s a funeral for my (name).

take a day or two to get the part.

there’s absolutely nothing that feels good about killing another man.

so you don’t come to me with that information?

it would be fine if the government would get its shit together and figure that mess out.

you could try looking on that bottom left shelf over there.

look, stand here. now, your finger here. there you go.

the truck is right through there. go get in it and wait for me.

police say they have little to go on, and are asking for the public’s help.

maybe you can explain what the hell is going on.

look, i’m no criminal, but someone’s after me, and i need to watch my back.

i just want to have a word with the boy. it’ll only take a minute.

what’s going to happen to the kid?

there’s something lodged in here. looks like a slug.

they say you get used to being alone after a while. that’s just crap.

let me know what you decide, buddy.

how much are they paying you to betray that badge?

if anything happens to me, you get out of here and you run as far away as you can.

that’s not really what that’s for.

hey, he’s just a kid.

excuse me, sir.

i’m going around.

the only thing i was wrong about was driving your ass across the country.

hold it steady. relax your shoulders.

i need you to come by the station and make a statement.

credit card and ID, please.

can i have a hamburger?

let’s take some side roads for a while.

he’s going to make a good soldier one day.

i need you to create a distraction.

we all learn to do what we must do to survive.

(name), walk away. walk away. now.

how are you there today, young man?

when we get to chicago, the first thing i want to do is eat a hotdog.

come on, pops.

been wondering that myself.

you are wrong.

how old’s your boy?

we better go, boss.

[memetaped]

the deep end of the ocean taken from the 1996 jacquelyn mitchard book.

i can think of better places to fall than that thing. why don’t we get you on a couch?

you’re a very sorry person.

i know you don’t feel like getting up, but you have to. your muscles will atrophy.

that was a shitty thing to do.

i want you to remember the balloon-blowing thing, because that kind of breathing helps bring a panic attack to a close sooner, if you can concentrate on it.

maybe it’s faith that really takes the courage. the belief in things unseen.

we’ll talk when you’re better, baby.

nothing has to be wrong with you.

that’s why we listen to the easter bunny.

cedar. it’s supposed to preserve clothes and keep moths away.

is your head bleeding?

get your sweatshirt on. we’re going for a ride.

don’t self-destruct in front of me.

but this kid you love is a real angry kid. and you are the people he loves.

don’t bolt the door behind you is all. close it partway if you have to, but don’t lock it.

even grownups have fights sometimes. you know that. it’ll all be better in the morning.

i think i have a fever is what i think.

maybe you don’t have to believe everything. maybe you don’t have to know how to pray.

but i got to tell you, this kid is the saddest kid in the world right now.

you can kill box elder bugs better with just plain old dish soap and water in a squirter.

you know, it doesn’t mean you’re going to be short all your life, either.

just get better. don’t die on me.

was the fight a really bad experience? i mean, your eye looks like an undercooked big mac, but even so...

you could have broken your neck, or gotten hit by a car, or worse.

maybe you have all you can do right now just to hold on. maybe holding on is enough.

i’m filing the adoption papers next week.

my little love. my best boy.

it’s a mental thing with you.

what’s going on, sweetie?

here comes the hug.

i’m sorry, honey, but you’re just about worthless the way you are right now.

get over yourself.

i have an aspirin.

everything’s going just fine. but you have to rest soon.

what happened to your eye?

never give up hope. pray, pray, pray.

in fact, to tell you the truth, i didn’t even want to have this whole – go through this whole big holiday act.

blow gently and slowly out through your mouth. but keep it steady. pretend you’re blowing up a balloon.

the accident was on television news. the late news.

well, in my experience, it sometimes gives you some peace.

but i gotta tell you, it’s killing me.

you’re the best sleeper of all.

i thought you were going to leave without saying goodbye.

in a little while, we’ll have pasta, eh?

dear one, you know you have gone away from god.

this is some kid you have here.

i’m okay. it doesn’t hurt.

you want me to cry in front of these people.

can you go a day – this one day – without trying to hurt something?

a tiny little thing. sick in bed a great deal.

you have now entered the counseling zone.

i’m crazy in the head.

you don’t remember being our son, but the fact is, you are our son.

i want my bed. i want my toothbrush.

this restaurant’s a hit because people are ghouls.

you’ve been through so much.

i’m sorry, but i’m not sorry.

go upstairs now. lie down for a while.

we know how hard this has been.

shhh. rest now.

this is a detective’s badge. it’s very valuable.

i’m sorry. but you had to understand how this depends on surprise.

but some other stuff, too. like you move the house to take care of someone.

you’ve got to snap out of it at some point. no one can talk to you.

i remembered something from when i was a kid.

you name the day.

this must feel very strange to you. you want a blanket?

we need to get you some rest, here.

you know, it’s actually kind of weird. not bad weird. kind of neat.

my head aches.

you’re going to hate me for this, and i know it.

you’ve met my mom.

i think you have a bad case of the poor-little-me’s, is what i think.

you sacrifice everything for a child.

[memetaped]

yellow colt taken from the 2013 film.

it is bad to cry when you go far away.

farewell, my brother.

now, take a rest if you want, sweetie.

i will try to throw a lasso just in case and check how wild it is.

you need to go to bed now.

will you promise me not to run away from your motherland too?

you just missed the boat, my man.

my little boy, wake up. come on, my boy.

your forehead is scratched a bit.

this is a rarest and best fortune for you.

look at the stars. you can see those thousands of stars when the sky is clear.

what is wrong with your head? come on and sit here.

if you need me, give me a call.

drive your herds a bit closer.

don’t touch it with your bare hand.

bring me a saddle, please.

it doesn’t matter what people say.

calm down, calm down. let me see you.

tie them pair by pair. make sure it’s firm.

we admire your experience and knowledge very much.

today is our shift.

i won’t let you hurt.

you don’t worry. just follow my instruction.

men’s business is tough and unbroken.

you need to rest. i will make you soup quickly.

what are you doing here sitting all alone?

you should try your best.

ride slow. it could unseat and kick you.

i asked many people and family.

oh, dear lord.

are you afraid of something, my dear?

there are two different horses’ fresh hoofprints.

run wherever you want, poor little creature.

well, feed your colt and water him.

please take it with you.

what happened to you? why didn’t you keep your word?

i will help you, my son.

shut your mouth up. watch what you are saying.

you will mumble, if i don’t let you drink first, won’t you?

you were sweating a lot, dear.

it’s said that, you should never let your new guest go without giving them a present.

just watch your tongue, boy.

it was really hard to let you live away from us.

why did it happen to me?

if a horseman is brave, his steed must be masculine, people say.

yes, dear. first, drink some milk.

will you let me ride by myself?

yes, my boy. it is far away there.

you just came back to your home, dear.

runabout and strange horse. no one can tell whose horse that is.

[memetaped]

out on the edge taken from the 1989 film.

hey, homie.

now just cool your jets.

anyway, you’re too old to play latchkey kid.

i got you some magazines.

i’ve been calling you all night. left you messages.

that guy’s a real fred flintstone.

now listen to me carefully. you’re being admitted for a three week observation period.

i just think that you have some feelings that you don’t know how to deal with.

they’re just gonna put you in a foster home or in juvie hall.

you know the cops are looking for you?

what happens to you matters to me, more than anything else.

it’s about your son. we found the stolen pickup just a few blocks from here.

i’m not gonna abandon you.

you ought to have somebody show you how to do it.

part of our evaluation consists of a standard suicide inventory. when, where, how.

nothing could hurt me, not as long as my dad was with me.

it’s my gift. the least i can do for a bro.

just like you said. hopeless. messed up. hurt all the time.

i love you, son.

sometimes i wish things were the way they were when we were little.

hey, kid. what’s your name?

that’s it, kid. get it out. get it all out.

i can’t protect you. not if you get yourself into trouble.

hey, (name). i didn’t mean to diss you like that.

you touch me, i’m gonna have to kill you.

on the way back, there was this dense fog.

pretty aggro, (name). what are you so tangled up about anyway?

come on, mom. doors are for knocking.

to hell with you. you can’t tell me what to do.

you know, kid, you got a lot of spunk. you put it to good use, you’ll be okay.

(name) will be out of the medical unit today.

but don’t just keep dissing me.

give your brain a holiday.

you know, you see their ads on the tube all the time.

blow it out your ear, pal.

you have a legal responsibility. remember that.

let me go, you bastards.

everybody’s been telling me about this hospital and that hospital.

hey, what are you doing looking through my jacket?

honey, if you’d just talk to me, if we could just talk about it, you wouldn’t even have to go.

answer you? hey, bud, i don’t gotta talk to you.

well, that’s you. see you at dinner.

let me ask you. do you think you should be here?

you wanna argue with me, you stand up on your own two feet.

take a chill pill, dude.

keep your greasy paws off me, man.

you might find that you can learn something from each other.

you a geek, or are you just some kind of a corn dog?

i don’t think (name) needs a hospital. i think a therapist is fine.

grab the sleeping bag off the shelf.

you sneaky devil.

first rule is, do what you’re told. second rule is, obey the first rule.

hey, what are you, huh? national enquirer or something?

we used to be a family.

you don’t love me. fine, i can deal with that.

but there’s a limit to what i can and can’t do for you.

slow down. i wanna come with you.

you let them do this to me.

this last year has just been like one long tantrum.

you’re hardly qualified to make that kind of judgment call.

i screwed up. everybody screws up, though.

don’t make it hard on yourself.

do you know what an advocate is?

it’s like nothing ever lasts. not the good things, or the bad things. things just change.

look, i’m his mother. and i’m telling you that something is very wrong.

you’re all so full of it.

i wish there was more i could do for you.

but let me emphasize, when it comes to suicide, it’s better to err on the side of caution.

no! get that thing away from me.

it’s always up to somebody else to decide.

i know what i’m feeling. i hate this place.

somebody jammed toilet paper in the johns and they’re flooded.

maybe you’d like to explore your feelings about this.

well, if i have to make a choice, i choose my son.

parents are way too screwed up to do anybody else any good. you just gotta make your own life happen.

you know, you really shouldn’t be so afraid of reaching out to people.

i used to feel like i belonged here. like i was a part of all this.

it’s an epidemic. and your child isn’t immune.

you’re sorry? sorry don’t cut it.

honey, we covered all the bases. we just sit by the phone. wait.

i don’t need your damn help.

tell your dad how you feel about being here.

honey, how many times do i have to tell you? please don't leave your bike in the middle of the driveway.

[memetaped]

the three stooges taken from the episode busy buddies.

what strikes your fancy, mister?

say, that’s what i call service.

you get a penny a poster for every one you put up. now, make it snappy.

i’ll have a bowl of chicken soup.

hey, whiz kid.

what kinda language is that?

oh, you’ve been here before.

go on in there and get some practice.

say, what does this job pay?

service with a smile.

yeah, i can’t eat these. lemme see you eat ‘em.

oh, just put it on my account.

ewww! thanks!

yep, nothing to do but collect.

what’s the matter, kid? you nervous?

hey, you don’t look like you got any milk.

i’m gonna chop your ears off.

this coffee tastes like paint.

you know we need that hundred bucks.

where are you going? to a halloween party?

take it easy. you’re pulling the whatchamacallit off.

hey! these hotcakes must be made out of reclaimed rubber.

yeah and i’m gonna stay here.

you’re in the contest.

four eggs. two hard boiled and two to fry.

are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

[memetaped]

milkweed taken from the 2003 jerry spinelli book.

if you want to be safe, be a cockroach.

everybody has an angel hiding inside.

you need a name.

normal for me was stolen bread and ditch water.

you’re being a poop.

run until daylight. then hide. run at night.

you fainted.

welcome to our wonderful home.

you peed yourself.

learn to shut your stupid mouth.

medicine makes people better when they’re sick.

the miracle is you.

he poured beer on my head. i smashed his foot.

you’re burning. and you stink.

you’re too little to fight. you don’t fight. you run.

what is your name, little man?

but i’m stupid. and tiny. and fast.

anything for money. anything for food.

you cuckoo.

all my favorite things.

you little turd. i knew you’d be good for something.

foolish, good-hearted boy.

bend your knees a little bit.

i live nowhere.

that’s what happens when a potato stays in the ground too long.

teach you a lesson.

you’re five days late.

next thing i knew, i was in the gutter.

we go to the candy mountain.

happy is here.

for four years now, i’ve been saving something for you.

everybody has a mother. everybody.

see this? rub your face with it.

nobody’s afraid of me.

but i wasn’t even listening. i don’t even remember you.

we have a spare room. you can have your own bathroom.

it’s a squirrel.

you hate me. you want to kill me.

stand straight. look healthy.

you go. every night you go.

would you like a bite of my sausage?

i regret to inform you that you are not a rose garden yourself these days.

electricity. it comes and goes.

[memetaped]

welcome to dongmakgol taken from the 2005 film.

one more word out of you and you’re dead.

i don’t know your story, but, still, you shouldn’t just go and do that.

snake bites hurt big.

never seen this kinda thing before.

i think it was a person.

with these herbs, you’ll be up in no time.

put down the gun, jerk.

we could take an easier road if you want. but we’d get there tomorrow.

we’ll move after sunset, so get some sleep.

i don’t know what’s behind it. just always been called that, since way back.

sorry there’s not much to eat.

careful on your way, comrade.

i have a favor to ask.

you’d regret it all your life and probably go crazy.

dropped from the sky, three or four days ago.

since you put your finger in the trigger, then you should pull it.

now, that’s enough. come eat something.

well, the thing is, you shouldn’t look at it that way.

my stomach is hot. hot here.

we know what would happen here. you can’t just sit by.

shut up. you don’t know anything.

looks good on you.

how in the world did things get so mixed up?

if you really want blood, get yourself a sharper tool.

my goodness, you’re right on time.

that’s enough out of you, little pup.

you can leave the mountain.

it’ll be cold three or four days.

just curb your hunger a bit.

the war started and everyone in my unit died.

it’s a yankee.

we can’t just dig potatoes in peace.

don’t pee your pants.

we can repay that debt now.

i feel like shit.

shouldn’t come if you’re gonna leave.

these damn weapons are too new to me.

[memetaped]

soldier boy taken from the 2019 film.

don’t you scare the fish.

just you wait.

this is the great bear constellation. if you connect the dots of the stars, you’ll see the silhouette of a she-bear.

i’m not imagining things.

you only need to grow up.

hi, soldier boy.

i’ve seen something over there.

but you can’t eat, drink or sleep.

you’re so dirty. here and here.

are you all right? does it hurt anywhere?

bear with me, i’ll dress your wound now.

let’s go, sonny.

don’t be afraid. i’ll tell them you are my son.

on the go. for seven days.

and you close your eyes, close them real tight, and go to sleep.

look. a permission for me to be your parent and for you – my son. here: a document with a seal.

you must be sent to the infirmary.

because alcohol is universal, you know.

here’s some apples.

it’s okay, boy. you’re with the friendlies.

you can be real quick, you know.

have some, my dear.

i’m boosting my bravery.

hush, it’s almost over. it’s the last one.

stop this sewing of yours.

look, do you want to be my son?

you’re alive. thank god you’re alive.

i’m not scared of you.

young man, everyone knows me.

well, how they smoke out a fox, that’s how.

but you don’t have hot potatoes, do you?

love is a very complicated thing. it can be very different. sometimes it’s joy and happiness. and sometimes it’s full of pain and sufferings.

your orderly is a steadfast boy.

do you know that a real soldier must get dressed in 45 seconds, as long as a match burns down?

here is your letter.

i’m dying for some sleep.

you know, it seems no one cares for me but you.

i will feed you now.

modesty becomes a young soldier.

come on, give me a plateful.

i’m so sleepy. just another wink of an eye, and i’ll fall asleep for two days.

they gave me a real painful shot with this big needle.

you’ll eat satsivi, chahohbili.

american machines can’t digest our gasoline. it’s too strong for them.

can i ride the sleigh?

send this message.

listen to my order: to the commander’s dugout forward march.

we can’t keep a child at the front.

look at its big paws, see. and the teeth, too.

we’ll need alcohol to clean the carburetor.

don’t treat me like a child.

where did you get so dirty? tut, tut.

all right, i’ll draw a tank for you. and a pistol, a rifle, a cannon. whatever pleases you.

everyone is seeing hard times.

i brought ammo for you.

have some bread.

you’ll get your boots wet.

[memetaped]

norjmaa: sworn enemies taken from the 2012 film.

bullets are blind, you know.

let’s open it up and have a look.

you’re going to have a good wash tomorrow.

i’ll need maggots to treat this.

what does war mean? war means killing and dying.

medicine. good for your wound.

stupid, silly boy.

good boy. drink it slowly.

(name), help.

are you going to eat the bowl, dear?

you’ve been suffering most of your life.

the soup will help keep you strong, and you can recover quickly.

i climbed up.

nice of you to come back. where were you last night?

you’re going in the wrong direction.

little lamb, little lamb. come here.

if you go, you go by yourself.

there are many wolves here. don’t run about.

maggots. they’ll eat the rotten flesh. so the wound won’t get infected.

your arm is healing.

what the hell are you? you devil.

it’s not that painful.

my dear, come back to me, my dear.

i wish the war would end and everyone in the world could live in peace.

get my medicine box.

thank you very, very much for saving my life.

come here. come to mommy.

if i died in the war, would you wait for me just like the trees?

i could use this to make you clothes.

how silly you are. nobody in the world is as silly as you.

if you run about again, wolves may eat you.

put your tongue out.

i’ll go home. my country is waiting for me.

people should love each other.

mongolian knives have fine craftsmanship.

don’t spill it, baby.

you two are like mad dogs.

just a joke. i’m joking.

(name), my dear, i’ve been waiting so many years.

do you miss me too in heaven?

let's have some delicious milk.

hey, you. stop teasing me.

you usually come to my house every day, but today, when i need you most, you’re not here.

come here and have a wash.

take your medicine.

look at yourself. look at your gray hair.

however, life is not fiction. we can’t expect life to be perfect.

they’re orphans. poor kids.

[memetaped]

the three stooges taken from the episode cash and carry.

bring the key. the car ain’t insured.

go on, sit down and do your homework.

i’m stuck. how much is six and six?

there’s your money, lady.

follow that map and ya can’t go wrong.

i’m still gettin’ blisters.

gee, won’t be long before that thing’s full.

i found that first step everyone tells ya to watch out for.

when are you gonna have the operation done?

i’m sorry, mister.

go on, stranger. you strangely interest me.

gee, the old neighborhood still looks the same.

alright, get the dynamite.

it attacked me!

how would you like to get in on a deal where you could make thousands?

that money belongs to the boy.

OUCH! i didn’t do it!

remind me to kill you later.

hey, wait a minute. what are you tryin’ to learn the kid?

x marks the spot where the treasure is buried.

[memetaped]

dark nuns taken from the 2025 film.

there’s a saying. the existence of evil proves the existence of good.

you haven’t been getting regular checkups, have you?

a series of events beyond human understanding can occur at times.

the bullies. they’re coming after me.

people often get sick when their lifestyle suddenly changes.

do you see the grim reaper near me?

you should start by learning respect for the church and its teachings.

in all places where gravity exists, i have been with you.

keep them. but don’t let the nuns catch you.

i didn’t think you’d come in person.

god tests us in these ways.

you thought a bigger cross would solve everything?

you have an annoying way of putting it.

i heard about your nickname too.

it’s like a monster. you’re like a monster.

do you know what people call kids like us? cursed.

call it a demon or an illusion, whatever you want. what matters is saving the child.

you are proof of it.

soon, you will lose what you fear most.

watch your tone.

you’ve already learned everything.

send the angel of peace and strength.

you’re nothing more than a bug, found in every corner.

the son of mary died nailed to the cross.

it knows what you fear.

may your faith save this child.

with even one drop of christ’s blood, we believe the whole world can be saved.

it shows you visions. it makes you relive your trauma.

lord, have mercy.

i fought so hard to get here.

we all have freedom. the freedom to choose.

let’s have a smoke first.

that might be better than dying.

ring the church bell three times from the tower.

it’s a demon. it will never protect you.

i know you’re like me. you’re spiritually gifted.