Hey.
Has any other fan reread TVL and imagined where kinky scenes for the TV show could be added?
SCENE 1:
"Where's Nicki'?" I demanded.
Nicki is suspended in a gilded cage. He is....naked and dancing.
"what is this place?"
Armand rolls up a lounge chair made up of twisted 12th century bodies. "Welcome to the Kittycatacomb Club. Me-OW."
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SCENE 2:
"Armand, you broke into my theater and are digging through my shit, throwing it all over on the floor! Where is Nicki's Violin?"
" if it was UP yo ass, you'd know it." Says Armand not looking up from my dirty magazines and who doesn't wear pants. "Wanna fuck like in this picture?" He points to gay sex.
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SCENE 3:
"Gabrielle, I saved Nicki from Armand..." I said.
"Where is he right now?
"Oh I let Armand babysit him."
"isn't that dangerous?" Gabrielle asked.
"True, the bib and diapers Armand makes Nicki wear is a bit risque, but nah It's okay, those two kids just have so much fun! Armand sewed Nicki's hands to his dick and the only way to fix it was to cut it all off and let it grow back. Unfortunately Armand thought four hands and two dicks would grow back in place!"
SCENE 4:
"Mother, I keep psychically fucking this really hot Marius guy with 6-6-6 stats. Let's leave these insane vampires, take a riverboat to Egypt, marry Marius and live our best life and send really nasty letters to Dad."
"No." Says Gabrielle, " I'm sorry son. I like vagina. Has this ever been obvious to you? Because it's obvious to EVERYONE ELSE. I'm leaving you for two reasons. One, I can't get quality pussy when you're around, and two, see reason one."