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Tell me that Connor Storrie wouldn’t absolutely fucking nail a Dirty Dancing remake

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Yes and ALSO Connor needs to do a remake of SKATETOWN USA, 1979

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Gen Xer with lousy eyesight seeing GIFs from 'Heated Rivalry" and wondering when in the 90s did Keanu and Ryan Philippe do a gay hockey movie.

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RIP Bjorn Andresen. Anne's inspiration for Armand. Inspiration for so many other characters as well.

[creativelycomplex]

Would still hit that.

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I love when my man tastes like Black Death

FUN FACT: the cemetery of Holy Innocents no longer exists but scientists recently discovered that the bubonic plague actually still lives on some of those preserved skulls and bones!

The vampires probably going up and spreading it all around maybe explains some of the "Black plague" Parisian outbreaks of the latter 18th century 😂

[sheisraging]

the emphasis on LOVESSS-ZAH really did it for me

[comicake]

I’m overwhelmed 😮‍💨

[squirrellypoo]

Lestat, drugs, and rock & roll...

Gifs by me, taken from the SDCC25 teaser I cleaned up

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biography of Ozzy Osbourne

[hummingbee-o0o]

That Night Island spinoff, but make it this:

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Gonna tell my kids this is IWTV

[pissbataille]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | SEASON 1

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Have we all decided yet if vampires literally need to be invited inside others' domiciles in the AR AMC TV universe or is this just some in-show 4th wall breaking cheeky reference to vampire lore?

Seems like the show brings "being invited inside" A LOT.

It would be the equivalent of hey. How about this garlic? What about garlic? I love garlic. But you haven't eaten garlic for years Louis....is it because you're a VAMPIRE

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

pet peeve is the way people act as if Armand was just a leech off Louis's business when we are canonically shown Armand engaging in art details, having a knowledge of art matching Louis's, attending meeting with Louis, etc...like the whole point is regardless of his own feelings about art dealership Armand is determined to reshape himself to fit the interests of his current partner and that's what he's doing here. the constant insistence that this wasn't the case feels. weird.

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Don't you know he's just a useless leech but at the same time spent 2,428,272,000 seconds straight mind controlling Louis... So I guess he actually used his mind control power to make Louis the best art dealer!

[debdarkpetal]

New behind the scenes video of Autumn Brown's interview with Assad Zaman. ❤

[bludkin]

he's really giving talks like this

[franoi]

barbies…

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Hey.

Has any other fan reread TVL and imagined where kinky scenes for the TV show could be added?

SCENE 1:

"Where's Nicki'?" I demanded.

Nicki is suspended in a gilded cage. He is....naked and dancing.

"what is this place?"

Armand rolls up a lounge chair made up of twisted 12th century bodies. "Welcome to the Kittycatacomb Club. Me-OW."

***

SCENE 2:

"Armand, you broke into my theater and are digging through my shit, throwing it all over on the floor! Where is Nicki's Violin?"

" if it was UP yo ass, you'd know it." Says Armand not looking up from my dirty magazines and who doesn't wear pants. "Wanna fuck like in this picture?" He points to gay sex.

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SCENE 3:

"Gabrielle, I saved Nicki from Armand..." I said.

"Where is he right now?

"Oh I let Armand babysit him."

"isn't that dangerous?" Gabrielle asked.

"True, the bib and diapers Armand makes Nicki wear is a bit risque, but nah It's okay, those two kids just have so much fun! Armand sewed Nicki's hands to his dick and the only way to fix it was to cut it all off and let it grow back. Unfortunately Armand thought four hands and two dicks would grow back in place!"

SCENE 4:

"Mother, I keep psychically fucking this really hot Marius guy with 6-6-6 stats. Let's leave these insane vampires, take a riverboat to Egypt, marry Marius and live our best life and send really nasty letters to Dad."

"No." Says Gabrielle, " I'm sorry son. I like vagina. Has this ever been obvious to you? Because it's obvious to EVERYONE ELSE. I'm leaving you for two reasons. One, I can't get quality pussy when you're around, and two, see reason one."

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Before Sam Reid, if you wanted to know what Lestat looked like (according to Anne) you'd have to look up "Rutger Hauer, 70s movies."

Specifically this movie below:

"Turkish Delight, 1973"

Rutger Hauer's first big theatrical role in English.

This is Anne's movie dreamcast in his earliest movie role. He is not 20 like the book character. He is a 33-year-old man. Interesting.

And a bonus GIF of Sam Reid's hot jawline and feline mannerisms that sold me completely.

[vampireloverboys40]

~ArmandCore~

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Beloved! Beloved. I have things to say about these appliances for your readers!