#tw recaps

[wearebees]

Teen Wolf is back and I regret every second I watch it but it is fucking worth it for the recaps of prettiestcaptain later.

[scottmccallagainstbullying]

5x11 recap

So I just watched teen wolf, 5x11 and here is what I got from the episode:

- So far Malia and Scott are gonna be my new brotp this season. Love how protective she is of him. Someone needs to be.

- Stiles needs some anger management classes (I understand he was upset about his father but still...)

- Theo is terrified of Scott, did you not see his face when he saw Scott’s symbol? that was an epic moment and should go down as iconic lol.

- Chris Argent knows how to make an entrance. And I love that he came when Scott called for him.

- @trueangelscottmccall did you see the look he and Melissa exchanged at the end? my senses are tingling.

- Liam actually feels appropriately terrible about what he nearly did to Scott and possibly the only one who seems to actually seem bothered by his actions against Scott this season. Stiles couldn’t have seemed less bothered that Scott nearly died and while I get he was distracted by his dad potentially dying, it still bothered me.

- Lydia and Parrish seem to have some sort of harbringer of death connection. Somehow this always leads to naked visions to Parrish lol.

-Theo is a creepy creepy monster wolf who killed his own sister for her heart. I think I turned about fifty shades of green during that moment.

-Something is happening to Scott and nobody except Parrish seems to have noticed. I may be off by a long shot but it seems to remind me of Derek’s evolution to a full shift wolf last season. Is Scott evolving or is this just some sort of dread doctor thing? or is it just psychological?

-Where is Kira? I want her back already.

-I realise that I could still care less about Sheriff Stilinski. And now we can add Lydia’s mother to that club. Those two are perfect for each other, honestly.

-And who else got the song ‘who let the dogs out?’ in their head during that final shot of Parrish, lol.

[coldcoldflesh]

someone please find me a source for tw recaps, esp ones that are super sarcastic, has lotsa funny pics and hates jeff davis to hell and back

[murderousthighs]

"Muted was a real holy sh*t of an episode. And yeah, it REALLY does feel like the season has finally started. I think we can all agree on that." Price Peterson

http://www.tv.com/shows/teen-wolf-2011/community/post/teen-wolf-season-4-episode-3-muted-review-140478015991/

[txnnyc]

let’s consider the Journey of Failures that our very own Derek Hale has endured at the hands of Teen Wolf over the past three seasons.

[lizzie-mcguire]

The Divine Move: Teen Wolf (S3, ep24)

Amazing season finale. After last week's episode, I was just hoping that things would begin to go uphill. I guess not. *shrugs*

(SPOILERS BELOW)

How does Mr Argent keep it together after losing yet another family member? "It's what we do." It's like he just expects these things to happen.

Isaac crying and hugging Mr Argent

Derek's pro-Scott speech is the best thing ever YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING

Derek: "Lydia would never run and hide." YES. YES YES YES

That whole hospital takedown looked kinda cool, but so many people died. How are they supposed to replace all of the hospital staff?

Sheriff Stilinski bringing out the big guns... literally. He's so done with all of this supernatural shiz haha you shouldn't bring guns to a swordfight

OMG PLEASE DON'T KILL MOM MELISSA

NO PLEASE DON'T KILL DEATON

DON'T YOU DARE KILL THE DEPUTY HE HAS PRETTY EYES!!!

Omg it's the Nogitsune mummy...thing!

Nogitsune: "We're going to kill all of them!" Gerard, is that you? (Seriously, it sounds just like him.)

BARDO! I knew that wasn't just a one-time reference.

IT'S SNOWING! *sings* WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAAAANNND

I'm so sick and tired of the mummy Nogitsune like

Void Stiles is such a pussy... FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES, YOU DUMBO!

WHERE THE HELL IS PETER?! He hasn't done any fighting at all in 3B

DON'T YOU DARE STAB YOURSELF STILINSKI! ALLISON DID NOT DIE FOR THIS

I just live for the "lightbulb moments" that Stiles has. The look on his face when he suddenly realises something... gets me every single time.

"How to Wear a Banshee as Armour" - a novel by Stiles Stilinski

Stiles and Lydia touching. SO MUCH TOUCHING AND I JUST

So silver is the Oni's kryptonite. Even in death, Allison saves them all. Respect.

Scott: "We're okay. We're-"

YES a Stiles and Void Stiles face-off! Finally! I've been waiting for this since the dawn of time

Void Stiles: "YOU CAN'T KILL ME!" OH DEAR GOD

Stiles and Lydia putting Void Stiles in his place I AM HERE FOR THIS

That scene with Scott biting Void Stiles was terrifying. You see, this is why Stiles shouldn't become a werewolf. Never again. (I need to wash my eyes.)

Take that, Void Stiles!

Yay so that tiny scroll wasn't for nothing. But why wasn't Mrs Yukimura there to see it all go down? She did say that the Nogitsune was her own demon to bury.

Okay, so check this:

Stiles fainted while Scott was getting his tattoo at the beginning of the season

Stiles fainted when Void Stiles died at the end of the season.

...we've come full circle.

WHAT?! NO WAY IS AIDEN DYING

Ok, so I guess I should have seen it coming.

Aiden: "Does it hurt you as much as it hurts me?"

Let's all take a moment to think about how strong Scott must be if he could survive getting stabbed by an Oni sword but Aiden couldn't.

Aw poor Lydia. She just can't win with supernatural boyfriends...

Seriously, first Allison and now Aiden?!

...oh frick.

Dethan's breaking up? WHY??? Gosh, is anyone allowed to have a good love life on this show?

OH MY GOD. Danny knows. DANNY KNOWS????

How long has he known? And does he still think that Derek's name is Miguel because that's been keeping me awake at night

Scott crying with his mom NOPE

Aw, they didn't show us Allison's funeral. I'm so disappointed

Malia's going to Beacon Hills High now? But I thought she wanted to go back to being a coyote. 

Derek having a therapy session with Stiles haha

Those hunters are looking for the she-wolf but they know her name isn't Cora? Well, tell us her name, then! Seriously, who is this she-wolf? Malia? ShaKira?

You can become a werewolf by drinking werewolf-tainted rainwater?! Why would anyone do that? How do people even come up with these things?

Omg I've always wondered about "the scratch" I'm glad they brought it up

YES they showed the extra fingers in dreams! Teen Wolf came through for me once again. So cool.

WAIT WHAT???????

NOOOOOO WAAAAAAY

NO FREAKING WAY

NO WAY IS KATE STILL ALIVE! WE SAW HER FUNERAL, FOR PETE'S SAKE!

NO WAY WAS ALLISON'S CREEPY HOSPITAL SURGERY HALLUCINATION BLATANT FORESHADOWING ARE YOU KIDDING ME

NO WAY DID THEY PLAN THIS SINCE SEASON ONE

OH MY GOD WHAAAT

SHE'S BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE

Hang on did we just get a sneak peek at Avatar 2

WHAT.

THE.

H.

Omg next week's episode is going to be so- wait, there is no next week...

...

Oh.

[lizzie-mcguire]

Insatiable: Teen Wolf (S3, ep23)

Well...

Don't know what to say. They were right. I wasn't prepared. I knew it was coming and I still wasn't prepared. (SPOILERS BELOW)

Nogitsune: "Are they saying that Stiles is dying? He is, you know." NO DON'T SAY THAT

Omg we have another banshee YAY

Eichen House really needs to step up their game I mean it's so easy for anyone to escape from there

Every Stilinski hug gives me all the feels

OMG DID ALLISAAC DO THE DITTY AND I MISSED IT???

Haha Coach struggling with medical care #firstworldproblems

Someone give Scott McCall a "Best Friend of the Year" award

Stiles: "I just can't seem to get warm." Wait, didn't Malia have the exact same problem?

Nogitsune: “I’m insatiable.”

OH MY GOD NO PLEASE MAKE IT STOP GET AWAY FROM HER YOU CREEP THIS IS DISGUSTING OMG POOR LYDIA HOW WILL SHE EVER LOOK AT STILES THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN THIS IS HORRIBLE WHERE ARE THE WINCHESTERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM I CAN’T WATCH THIS I JUST CAN’T *rewinds and watches scene again*

Ok so this whole Nogitsune thing was awesome and hot at first, but I’m over it now. Seriously, this dude has got to go.

Freaking Coach coming to the rescue! Love it!

Allison: "I'm proud of you. I'm proud of us." It's almost like she knew. It's like she FREAKING KNEW

I laughed so hard when Stiles said, "She's my girlfriend." I've missed his humor.

Meredith: "You're not my type." What the hell, Meredith? Stiles is everyone's type!

Meredith: "He's my type." I feel ya, sister.

So that's the reason why Scott's dad left? Does that explain why his jaw is crooked? But why would Scott hate his mom for that?

Ethan: "We pissed off everyone." UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY.

Isaac and Stiles bickering is my catnip. So much sass.

OH MY GOD I LOVE MEREDITH SHE'S FANTASTIC

That phone bit HAHA I'M DYING

Not sure how to feel about the Nogitsune being so close to Lydia. Half of me is like

and the other half is like

Scott: "A couple of weeks ago, we were standing around just like this, and we saved Malia. Remember?" And Kira's probably like, "Actually I don't think I recall that one, Scott."

Isaac: "I just didn't feel like doing any homework." Seriously, Isaac? SERIOUSLY?!!!

Lydia figured out why the Nogistune kidnapped her, but she tricked him into thinking that she was relying on her friends to find her when it was actually the complete opposite of what she wanted. LYDIA IS FREAKING SMART OKAY! Why couldn't Scott figure out that this was all part of the Nogitsune's plan?

OH MY GOD what part of "Don't find me" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

I really hate that Mrs Yukimura is trying to make her own daughter clean up the mess that she's made

OH MY GOSH now the Oni are on the Nogitsune's side THIS IS BAAAAAD

Stiles collapsing and Lydia catching him LEAVE ME I'M FINE

OH MY GOD

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lydia screaming for Allison I SAID I'M FINE

Omg Scott's holding her in his arms MY SCALLISON FEEEEEELS

WHY THE HELL IS ISAAC JUST SITTING THERE

Allison: "It's okay."

Allison: "I love you, Scott." OH MY GOD SCOTT ARE YOU NOT GOING TO SAY IT BACK??? SHE'S FREAKING DYING!!!! SAY SOMETHING, I'M GIVING UP ON YOU

OH MY GOD JEFF I WANTED TEEN WOLF NOT FREAKING TITANIC!!!

I'M GOING TO DROWN IN MY TEARS

So you're not even going to discuss giving her the bite at all? THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!

OH MY GOD NO WAY IS ALLISON REALLY DEAD??? What's next, are the rest of them going to start getting creepy texts from an anonymous stalker who knows all of their secrets??? I CAN'T TAKE THIS

SO THAT'S IT? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO CHRIS? FIRST HIS SISTER, THEN HIS WIFE AND NOW HIS DAUGHTER???? The whole "We protect those who can't protect themselves" code, that was all for NOTHING????

WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED? I'M A GOOD CHILD!!!

HOW CAN THERE ONLY BE ONE EPISODE LEFT? I STILL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

*sighs* Rest in peace, Allison.

[imethanandtheresadifference]

{Does anyone know of any recaps where people don't completely edit out the twins? LAST WEEK WAS AN IMPORTANT EPISODE FOR THEM I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE EDITS THEM OUT AND TWISTS IT AROUND SO LIKE THEY WEREN'T EVEN IN IT jfhenbviubenuief}