Sep 29, 2014
me: James, make me a sandwich >:3
James: John offered first.
me: but atleast I know you'd make me a sandwich.
John: he is a woman.
James: I'm only a woman in the kitchen.
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me: James, make me a sandwich >:3
James: John offered first.
me: but atleast I know you'd make me a sandwich.
John: he is a woman.
James: I'm only a woman in the kitchen.
me: John, am I woman enough to go in the kitchen?
John:
John:
John:
John: No.
me: DAMN IT!
me: john
me: john get up
me: john you're the chosen one!
me: joooohn!
john: i'm the chosen one? damn...why'd they chose me?
james: because she's comfy, im pinned and...you're the only one able to get up.
john: ...oh...(begins to go to sleep)
me: -.-
John: MWUHAHAHAHAHA! >:D (harassing Jesse)
Jesse: John stop! D:
me: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP? I'm trying to pretend you two don't exist >D
me: maybe its just a personality change...
john: no, its not. trust me, i live with the guy.
me: yeah, well i dated the guy for a year and a half, what about you?
john: i sleep in the same bed as him!
me:
me:
me:
me: fuck...
me: Should he be 'a idiot' or 'the idiot'
John: Probably 'the idiot'
me: he shall be my 'the idiot'
Me: I still feel lonely...
John: But you're not lonely! You have an alpaca!
Me: :D
WHY WON'T PEOPLE TELL ME WHY MY BF WAS IN A SKIRT??????