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Today the Poet is mildly irritated with the fight happening downstairs. The studio's inhabitants are having a grand old time running amock, but not everyone thinks it's fun. Still, it's as good a time as any to ask some questions.

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Poem:

A Rumble Downstairs

By: Kat Alyst

Sorry my dear readers,

Words escape my tongue today.

For you see,

There’s a battle brewing 

In the lower levels,

And there’s quite the array

Of fighters and techniques, 

Of strategy and shrieks,

And the excitement of it all

Is just too hard to put into words!

The sound of gunfire rings through the halls, 

Slingshots snap 

Bombs go ka-BOOM!

If it doesn’t die down soon,

I’m afraid there’ll be no room! 

The poor poor Projectionist,

This must give him an awful headache. 

Can he even have a headache? 

I mean his head is a projector, 

Is there a brain in there, or is that just a reel?

How must that feel?

That's not an ordeal

I'm familiar with. 

Still, who thought it was a good idea

To brawl within the labyrinth?

It's days like these I count myself grateful

That I am surely absent. 

It sounds like war down there

A worse hell than we usually face. 

But on the lighter side of hell,

It's better than the death grace. 

The prophet has his bullets

And the angel holds her trigger

The wolf peppers in dynamite

And the demon is a swinger.

Where the hell did he get that suit?

It's awful charming, kind of cute.

Wait, did I just call my Lord cute?

Oh dear, I think I need a break from this.

Either way, in the words of the lying cretin,

It's time for a swell battle!