Who cooks: Dave. John spazzes out too much in the kitchen.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Dave is too cool to do household chores, unless he does it in an ironic fashion. Usually it falls on John.
How many children do they have: None.
Who’s more dominate: Dave for sure.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Dave likes mixing beats and forcing John to listen to them. John does it because he loves Dave, but in return, Dave has to give John shoulder rubs.
Their favorite place to be together: An arcade.
Any traditions: Dave writes John a rap on his birthday.
Their “song”: "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling. (I really don't know. I just picked one remotely related since they're in these crazy different lands.)
What they do for each other on holidays: Dave cooks a nice dinner, and they stay up all night playing video games and having sex.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Tokyo.
Where did they first meet: The internet.
What do they fight over: Who's cooler.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Probably Tokyo, Vancouver, San Francisco, etc.