#twirps

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[curseofthewerewolf]

Lifesteal world really is a place huh

[mangocurist]

heres a few of these i never posted + a few newer ones (specifically theone from twirps sunday stream is recognizable as new i think)

[m-11ohi]

squiddos quest! ❄️❤️‍🔥🗡️

[mmoycho]

YEAHHHHHHHH

[piercingclowns]

[xxmikaxc]

// lifesteal spoilers

what a joyous time spent on lifesteal world!! zams so happy with her happy ghast!

3 hours spent waiting in the sky with double chests full of cod to rain down on a cookie store that should've taken 30 mins to do.. lmao

[that-fall-guy]

MCYT Battleship 2026 Self-Promo

Hello hello, another year of @mcytbattleship and another mass promo post! You will notice 1. there is less variety than last year and 2. fewer works and this is because... well I was going to say I was more sane this year but I really wasn't. My goal was to hit every all ages/universal tag, rather than to gift everyone on my (two) teams, and I was really leaning on my typical blorbos to carry me as we sped through the event, which was much shorter this year than last year!

Fics

General Audiences

The Only Girl I've Ever Loved is Feinberg in Drag (RPF) - Feinberg/Infume + Couriway/Feinberg/Infume [PODFICCED]

Infume is an actor who's joining the American circuit after growing up in Romania; he encounters all sorts of new things, like goth fashion and drag performances, that challenge the ideas his small hometown held. Also he's transfem but he doesn't know that.

November 28, 1978 (RPF) - Couriway/Feinberg/Infume

Fein and his husband surprise Fein's girlfriend Infume by settling the adoption papers. Infume's happy they'll be a legal family.

A Team Beyond Isolation (MCSR) - Feinberg & Infume + Infume & HBG Ensemble [PODFICCED]

After a mix-up (prank), Infume is invited to join the Argentine Popeyes baseball team in Buenos Aires. It discovers there might be more to the game than just playing the game well.

Lion vs. Supernova (Lifesteal) - Minutetech/Pentar #myrarepair [PODFICCED]

Pentar took the curse from his boyfriend shortly before their explosive breakup; now he finds himself in the middle of the forest. Minute tracks him down to make amends.

I'm a Goddess Onstage (RPF) - Couriway/Feinberg/Infume

Infume, transfemininity, and yearning

Lot's Wife (DSMP) - Niki/Techno + Puffy/Hannah/Niki (minor) + Phil/Techno (minor) [PODFICCED]

Here is Niki’s fatal mistake: Niki looks back. She knows it’s fatal the moment she does, because she sees Techno wreathed in the fiery red morning sun. Red sky in the night, sailor’s delight; red sky in the morning, sailors take warning. Niki is not Orpheus; Techno isn’t dragged back to the underworld. No. Niki is a footnote in Techno’s story, isn’t she? When Puffy studies this game, she will be studying Niki’s strategy, yes, but not for Niki. Niki can’t help but feel that when she looks back, things might be different this time.

Prank Swap (Hermitcraft) - Impulse & Skizz

Imp and Skizz have both been messing around with an alchemy mod.

Golden Soulmate (Dominion) - Legundo/VikingPilot

Legundo has been a religious icon since before he was born; he's offered up as a representative of the Nether, to marry an Overworlder which will secure better trade to his homeland.

P.P.P.S. We're all characters (Hermitcraft) - False & Ren + Ren & Cleo

Ren writes False about a very odd academic convention.

Teen

Pick your brain apart (And put me in) (Hermitcraft) - Impulse & Skizz + impulse & Skizz & Tango + Skizz & Tango

Tango, a brainship, picks up a mech floating through deepspace. Turns out, one of the pilots is still alive and dealing with the trauma of losing a drift partner.

Tron: Legundo (100DMV) - Solo: Legundo [PODFICCED]

Searching for a way to stop Decem, Legundo finds himself in a Tron-like world where he meets alternate versions of himself.

Hollow Victory (Lifesteal) - ECorridor/Pentar + Minutetech/Pentar + JumperWho &/ Pentar [PODFICCED]

Pentar is the victor of the 25th Hunger Games; after a decade, he returns to make up with his ex, only to discover he's expected to marry another victor instead.

Arsonist's Lullaby (Life Series) - Martyn/Ren

Martyn finds herself saddled with not only a new "bodyguard," but also a baby NPC to take care of, all while her body seems to hate her for no reason.

Selkie Swap (Life Series) - Martyn & Scott

Martyn, son of Enki and prince of the merfolk, tracks down the selkie king Scott to get revenge; but in a delirium, his spell doesn't work, and he finds himself in Scott's body instead.

Mature

Rendog's Creature (Life Series) - Martren & Cleo

Cleo observes as Ren devotes himself so entirely to Martyn that he does the unthinkable in an attempt to bring him back.

Forbidden Forest (Life Series) - impulseSV & TangoTek [PODFICCED]

Impulse is a Sentry born and raised to protect people from the cursed apocalyptic forest. The harder it tries, the more it realizes it can never save what means most to it—it's already lost.

The First Pond (Strength SMP) - Pentar & Yungy

‘Still lakes mirror them: a glimmering world looks up from dark pools covered with clear glass; cities, such as the mind of Durin could scarce have imagined in his sleep, stretch on through avenues and pillared courts, on into the dark recesses where no light can come.’ OR What if Pentar was Durin and Yungy was Aule

The Timeless King (Strength SMP) - Pentar/Twirps

With his town under threat of attack, Twirps searches for a legendary ruler that might be his last resort.

Webweaves

General Audiences

Unicorn and the Green Bull (Life Series) - Joel & Scott

Scott as the last unicorn and Joel as the Red Bull.

I should have tried (Life Series) - BigB & Cleo + Lizzie & Ren & BigB & Cleo

What if your college and the other college across town were fighting over who caused the dinosaurs but none of that matters because a dinosaur killed your soulmate except apparently theyve been reincarnated as a dinosaur. And also a horrible goose shows up to remind you that your soulmate is a dinosaur and you can't understand them and you've never gotten on well. Meanwhile your best friends are fighting for their lives in a convenience store and what are you doing? You're staring down a dinosaur (your soulmate) and you're about to be eaten probably

Teen

Missing a Piece (Lifesteal) - ECorridor/Pentar/PrinceZam + ECorridor

After ECorridor dies, Pentar and Zam are left with the mess of his relationships with both of them.

Podfics of Existing Works

General Audiences

Deep In the Woods, There's Still a Fire (Hermitcraft) - impulseSV/Skizzleman/TangoTek

Impulse, a tinker, and Skizz, a blacksmith, are doing their best to provide for their adopted daughter Pearl. At the Innovation Fair, which draws tinkers, mechanics, and inventors from all over the continent to the Deepfrost Citadel, they meet Tango, a flighty inventor who instantly takes a liking to Impulse's redstone schematics. One day, long in the future, Gem and Pearl suggest the dads should get married. Unfortunately, neither Impulse nor Skizz have the skill to fight for Tango's hand, so they'll have to find time to learn.

Rest in the Everwake (Everwake) - CodeNeon & VikingPilot

Viking is tired of the Everwake; he just wants to finally meet his friend Josh, not jump through all these hoops to spend time together in real life. They cuddle about it feat. gratuitous interpretation of the Everwake and its potions.

Supernova (Lifesteal) - ParrotX2/SpokeIsHere

You fell in love with a black hole, Parrot. You stepped off that cliff and you watched him fall. But you did not kill him. You just disappeared.

Stone Cold Fallacy (Lifesteal) - Minutetech &/ Pentar

When Pentar logs onto Lifesteal for the first time, he can't tear his eyes away from Minute, watching impassively as Pentar falls. The obsession never dies down: he wants to be like that someday.

Teen

File 0250613: Disembodied Mind (Lifesteal) - ItzSubz/PrinceZam/Vitalasy + ItzSubz/Vitalasy + PrinceZam & Vitalasy

Final statement of Vitalasy Azrael, Archivist of the Eclipse Institute, Lifesteal. Regarding a localized apocalypse. Statement given live from subject.

Outside Memories (Hermitcraft) - Hypno & xB

When Hermitcraft begins to glitch out, Hypno, secrets and all, is the only one with the skills to save the server.

You Never Look Better (Than When You Wear Your Animal Skin) (Life Series) - Lizzie/Ren

When Ren finally moves to his soulmate's kingdom, he doesn't think he and the queen will get along; worse, he expects she'll want something from him that he can't give. They reach a quiet agreement.

Brutus Loves You (Bliss SMP) - ECorridor & Mugm

Little Roma, Little Roma, oh how Brutus loved you. His love could have saved you, if you'd let it, if you'd seen it. ECorridor sets out to prove his friend Mugm isn't a monster. But... what if he is?