#twist rambles

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they dont tell you that writing an oc thats bad at things socially can be the most humbling experience because writing dialogue will make you want to put your head through several walls

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every time i open the ei lore doc its like #clockingintomy9to5whereitormenttheelf

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so I've been running a lot of leveling roulette while getting whm up to 50 and had a tank whom i assumed was new. we load into toto rak. tank is doing baby pulls, im never going to be mad at that, esp with early dungeons. if youre new to the game, youre still improving it's ok! im patient I've got time. the two dps run ahead, pull a ton (because lets all be dicks ig??). i dont run ahead to heal them bc im here to run with the tank. i blatantly say in the chat when the tank is confused that the dps are probably just impatient and not being considerate of new players bc tbqh im pissed off, you dont go ahead and pull that much. dps literally starts snoring bc the pulls are so boring. i find out the tank is not new and a veteran player and is just doing baby pulls bc hes not on his main??????? when i say baby pulls it's literally like. 2 enemies max. and then he finally starts pulling big when i tell him he can. absolutely irritating experience lmao

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every single saturday i clock in to the "lets torture louis" show and make my obligatory "i need rolin jones to explode in some kind of gruesome way" post but my god this week was so much worse

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we have to put rolin jones in the stocks or something this cant go on

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if anyone wants to do void ark with me for the first time lmk!!

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every dps who is pulling for the tank is going to helllll

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they call me most likely to get lost in haukke manor