#twitlight

[lesbiankiliel]

edward being a music snob in midnight sun: "I'd never warmed up to disco."

me: just say you're straight, it's faster

[redhiems]

The fact that Edward is getting his OWN book and Jacob isn't... What can I say WE WON

[lesbiankiliel]

monkey documentary I'm watching: this is a spider monkey

me: *has unpleasant twilight flashbacks*

[lesbiankiliel]

edward cullen, a music snob: I'd never warmed up to disco.

me, a spiteful bitch: *plays this very loud in my head*

[lesbiankiliel]

whatever you do, DO NOT send me a midnight sun pdf in my dms

that would be tragic

(edit: I got it now. so tragic)

[lesbiankiliel]

I'm now reading life and death and I'm not even past ch1 and I'm in agony bc I keep picturing how much better the stories would be if the main couples were bella/edythe and beau/edward

do I really have to start writing twitlight fics in the year of our sovereign 2020

[lesbiankiliel]

anyways there are scenes in breaking dawn part 2 that you'd only have to edit a bit and it'd look like nessie was bella and rosalie's daughter and ed was just their sperm donor and I like that version a lot better

[lesbiankiliel]

story time!

so back in summer 2010 I went on a roadtrip to italy with my family (three full weeks in a car) and ofc we'd planned it the year before, and in 2009 I was still having a peak twilight phase so ofc I begged a short trip to volterra

which we did

now in 2010 I'd proceeded to the "twilight is garbage" phase, but even so, finding palazzo dei priori (aka volturi lair) was a huge thing, and I also went in like "boy it sure would be a shame if a vampire showed up now" because despite the fact that I thought twilight was shit I was still into vampires

(also volterra is a beautiful place, tiny ancient town in the middle of toscana? 10/10 would go again)