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Where the actual fuck is this guy going with this

Our new hell. Or, 2017 in short. @theeconomist #kalcartoons #2017 #tweeterinchief #twitterhell

Is This Single Life? If So, I Don't Want No Parts of It!

RandomTwitterGuy: Sup w/ U?

Me: ???

RTG: I mean how are you, if I may ask?

Me: I'm great. And u?

RTG:I'm good, thx 4 asking and you look pretty

*I know where this is going. I decide to be polite and dumb*

Me: Thank You

RTG: You're welcome, if I may ask, u have gmail, skype or so?

*Oh hell no!*

Me: Doesn't everyone? LOL

RTG: What is it so I can add ya?

Me: Now why would you ask me that?

RTG: Cause I thought we could chat on it sometime if that's cool w/ u?

Me: But I don't know you

RTG: oh my bad

*Really, really? Nah forreal, really?*

Me: Like serious, Does that work? Like random girls just give you their info?

RTG: Yeah sometimes

*Guess it never hurts to try*

#twitterhell