#twny

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i stayed up to make these bc acts of service robin is so real

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please save suguru PLEASE save suguru

gojo pissing & shitting himself rn seeing yall dgaf abt him and only want his best friend

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｡ﾟ･*.☆ﾟHappy 4 years to ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

｡ﾟ･*.☆ﾟBatman: The Enemy Within! ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

And what better way to celebrate than to enjoy the 'ship some of us have come to obsess over relentlessly? I mean, besides remembering the way(s) Episode 5 broke your heart.

This time, on shameless smutville The Whole Nine Yards:

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From least to most jealous, how would you rank the couples? In general I mean

IIIII LOVE THIS QUESTION HABAKEHSHAHWHAAAAAAAAAAA

Right off the bat Griffin and Billy are the least jealous. They only got their little crush(almost a squish??) on each other. Ace4Ace. DemiAro4DemiAro. They’ve also got attachment issues so they ain’t leaving each other 😭

I think Finney wouldn’t be a jealous person. He knows Robin gets jealous and Robin is always around him, so that solidifies loyalty. Robin’s also had a huge crush on Finney forever so Finney knows he never had his eye on anyone else !!

I don’t think Amy would be a very jealous person. Gwen herself is very defensive of her boundaries and she isn’t the type to flirt with other girls. LESBIANS WIN YALL‼️‼️

Gwen is next but there’s like a huge jump between her and Amy. When they weren’t dating yet, Gwen was always jealous that boys would talk to Amy and flirt with her. She thought those boys were always weird and gross and that she could treat Amy a THOUSAND times better (which she does!!)

Robin is so fuckin jealous that he gets DEPRESSED like it’s that deep. Whenever Finney would talk about Donna or hang around her Robin just got jealous but not in an angry way just in a “she’s so much better than me” way. When Robin and Finney start dating, Robin gets jealous when girls flirt with Finney since he’s a bit more popular because of his looks but Finney is introverted so he’s always hanging around Robin and never leaving his side 😭

Vance and Bruce are the absolute WORST with jealousy. Whenever one of them is jealous, everybody in the room knows it. They don’t want to admit it but their jealousy is so prominent. When Bruce gets jealous, he just wraps an arm around Vance and just hangs around but when Vance is jealous he is GLARING and if looks could kill that person would be six feet underground

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Finbin and Brance

SOOOO SO REAL (ive been looking for this image for forever)

With brance its very short term peace but it still works. bruce lowkey scolds vance 😭

with finbin its WAYYYY longer term peace. Finney calms Robin down and he is the only one Robin will lower his guard around, and Robin genuinely wants to work on his issues

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BREAKIN DISHES BY RIHANNA I LOVE YOU

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FUUUUCK YEAH I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY FIC

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CHAPTER TWO OF TWNY IS OUT!! ^_^ please read the beginning and after notes, I’ve cleared some stuff up

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I will NEVER be over twny… can we PLEASE have an ending where she comes back to life??? MOM PLEASE

tbh it'd be really complicated. the best case scenario is letting her rest or preventing her death in the first place. there's no real happy ending if she ever comes back

but let us indulge anyway

there are a plethora of scenarios that could happen, and it all really depends on the timeline (i typed out a whole essay; im sorry)

methodology:

i narrowed it down to 3 instances, but virtually, it could happen at any moment, since there are no rules. since i took inspiration from tomie (let's ignore the more gruesome aspects of her power, namely the mutations, murderous intent, and cloning), reader can rearrange herself from a single strand of dna... which means she could only grow in a place that either has the most of it concentrated or has any of it left. hence, she really IS immortal. there will always be something that could bring her back. a strand of hair in some unsuspecting corner beneath the couch and poof, she's back, baby

timeline:

directly after the death report is submitted

realistically speaking, since she's a very clean individual, it's unlikely that she'd appear in her room. most of her dna would likely be concentrated in gojo's dorm, which, hello, is terrifying. your dead gf just rises up one night and you think you're dreaming but she's really here

i don't think gojo could really take that without going through the 5 stages of grief again. he'd likely be so angry he wouldn't recognize it's actually her and attack. say he doesn't accidentally end her again and somehow restrains his first "what the fuck is this curse and why is it mocking me" reaction and actually believes her. he'd probably feel so betrayed he couldn't even look at her

then, it would come down to telling the others or not, and he'd need to make a decision fast. if he tells the higher ups and the staff, there's no telling what experiments they'd decide to perform. after all, we have a character that's immortal (almost kenjaku-esque, just without the brain jumping) with cells that can clone and heal. it's likely she'd be taken to a lab somewhere, which presents us with:

a) gojo goes coocoo coconuts and kills the higher ups, hence sending the jujutsu world in disarray. this ending would likely result in him becoming an unhinged yandere. bad ending

b) he tells the staff, they send reader to the labs. he never forgives himself, even if she's fine in the end. bad ending

b.1) in the same vein, reader goes through the experiments. she might end up hating sorcerers after that. she is a kind and fair person, but i doubt she could psychologically take it. reader becomes a curse user, and would likely (much later in the jjk timeline) be on kenjaku's side. very bad ending

c) he doesn't tell the staff and goes full yandere since he needs to hide her and make sure nothing happens to her again. it's likely she would never leave the gojo estate. bad ending

if he tells the staff and no one performs any experiments, he wouldn't be able to trust her for a long time if ever, because he would view her death as leaving him, much like suguru. the rest would also be heartbroken and likely never view her the same again, not exactly because of her powers, but because of the emotional impact she left. it's unlikely that gojo and her would get back together without it quickly becoming twisted in some way, because gojo couldn't emotionally take it. bad ending

2. getou's cult era

say it took longer for the cells to grow and gather again. she'd still be 20ish and gojo and getou would be 27/28. no one would believe it's actually her. i think she'd feel very lost and alone, and getou might go a bit coocoo coconuts and try to recruit her. if he succeeds (even via kidnapping), you can expect some yandere shit to occur. if he fails and satoru saves her, the experiment question comes up again. bad ending which ever way u look

3. the culling games

here i think she'd be drafted without really knowing what's going on. when examining the player names, the staff and megumi would likely see her name, which would lead to an immense amount of discord. megumi would be so pissed bro. again, no one would believe it's actually her

i think she'd also be more likely to meet yuji first and only see megumi again as sukuna. it would feel really weird for her to see anyone from old jujutech, since she'd still be 20ish while everyone else is almost ten years older

it's unlikely anyone that knew her previously would trust her. maybe yuji would vouch for her, but the rest would have some thoughts. either way, there's no scenario in which she and gojo end up together again in this case, doesn't matter if he lives or dies. he'd treat her more as a ghost and a memory, having a lot of mixed feelings. bad ending

conclusion:

this is not even taking into account if she would return without her memories, which adds a whole other spin. either way, she could never see her family again, and she would outlive everyone. i wouldn't be surprised if she eventually ended up like kenjaku. u could draw an interesting parallel with that.

let's say none of the bad stuff happens and everyone is happy to see her again and no experiments occur since this is an anime and we shouldn't take it so seriously. she would still outlive everyone, and eventually likely end up like kenjaku after a few centuries of simply existing, no matter how you twist the canon