#two faced freak

[unreality-keppi]

ENA, considering you two like each other that much. This is almost certainly going to be more than a one time thing~ especially with how I apparently keep overwhelming your girlfriend by pointing out the obvious. [Gesters towards Reality] (might need to throw them in an ice bath at this rate.)

But~ I may have a way to create warps of sorts between these worlds so visits are a little easier. It's- a bit unconventional, but it should work in theory.

Keppi can also tryy to figure out how to make door!

[Keppi jumps a bit, before putting away their camera.]

"That would be much appreciated." [Salesperson said. She knew damn well this wasn't going to be a one time thing, Meanie just got a bit flustered. Salesperson is pretty calm about it, however.]

[Reality shook their head, trying to clear their mind.] "Ahaha... dear Runas, sorry about that..." [They are still blushing, they are very clearly still flustered, but a little less so now.]

[unreality-keppi]

Figured I'd ask, it was intended as a means to temporarily embarrasses you and Reality, but not meant to be something you were stuck in definitively.

And Reality? Seems like you mean ENA has a beautiful face considering where you're eyes are going.

”Thank you for your concern, friend.” [ENA said, looking over at Reality once she heard what else you said.]

[Reality, on the other hand, almost immediately jolts, before looking down.] “Ahaha… w-what are you talking about..?” [Still, their eyes are trained on ENA’s face. She has Reality basically tied to her at this point. Maybe it’s because they finally got to see her again, and really wanted to keep ENA’s appearance in memory.]

[unreality-keppi]

Not how I expected that to go, but hey. if it works it works!

You managed to get out of your half ENA? Or do you need to be cut out.

[*Gift-to-Chaos anon gave both ENA and Reality two sets of cutlery, along with bowls of Ice cream of each others colors.]

[*Keppi was given some banana frozen yogurt (less sugar than Ice Cream, less likely to go hyper.)]

Potassium.

[Keppi, right after saying that, got to eating. Definitely got that from the Queen of Cyber City.]

[Reality could feel their blush rising again, but they paid no mind to it. They’re smiling now. Actually, genuinely smiling.] “Say… this is a pretty nice setting, is it not..?” [They take off their hat and set it in their lap.]

“I can get it off on my own. Thank you for the offer, kind customer!” [ENA takes off the arm trap with little struggle. Unlike Reality, who hasn’t had any of their ice cream yet (too busy looking at ENA’s beautiful face, the fucking simp), ENA almost immediately takes a spoonful of hers. It tasted very good.]

[unreality-keppi]

Glad the ice worked. And you actually don't know ENA?

[*Gift-to-Chaos anon put on a normal sized finger trap]

To get out of these- without cutting them- all you need to do is put whatever is trapped inside together. And use a free finger- or hand in your cases- to get it out.

[*Gift-to-Chaos anon easily took the trap off.]

You two are probably gonna have to hold hands to get out of this one :) so good luck!

And perfectly valid choice Keppi. The type of relationship Reality and ENA are going to have, as example, are not required to have a happy life. You are free to do you.

[Reality looked like they were going to bluescreen, before Artist took control.] “Fuck it.” [They leave their arm suspended in the air as they walk away, and come back with some of those weird face-flower things from hourglass meadow. They give them to ENA, grab their hand inside the arm trap, and, FINALLY, with their free hand, take it off.] “I still need to pay you back.”

[ENA just felt… flabbergasted? Is that the right word? But more in a good way. And she has flowers now. And that was done by Artist. Actor would’ve been reasonable; just for show. Artist? They’re serious about this.]

[They’re still blushing, Reality having crossed their arms and looked away sheepishly. ENA is ‘inspecting’ the flowers. Both now VERY aware of the other’s feelings.]

[unreality-keppi]

Eh, they'll stop buffering eventually. Honestly they should be grateful I didn't decide to put the arm-traps on both arms.

[*Gift-to-chaos put ice packs on both ENA's and Reality's head so they could cool down/stop blushing sooner. (probably was nice for ENA anyway considering their world seems to be partly DESERT.)]

Surprised the teasing was this efficient. Usually it takes mores. Guess they must REALLY be into each other.

And on the earlier note of not having a partner Keppi. You're still a kid, wait until you're older. As someone who has an almost ex... it's good to wait.

Keppi doesn’t wanna date people. Keppi never feels… like that?

[Keppi shrugs. Feelings are feelings to them, and they might not get them. Not that they mind.]

[Reality closed their eyes and breathed in, then out. Being similar to a computer made cold feel… really fucking good, actually.] “Haaa… I really need to remember to calm down like this…”

[ENA took a few more moments, but they quickly recovered as well.] “Sincerest apologies for the distraction. Do you know how to get out of this?”

[They’re both still blushing like crazy, though.]

[unreality-keppi]

Gift-to-Chaos anon, Teasing: Do neither of you know how a finger trap works?~ Such a pity. But mirroring behavior and coping mannerisms is also a good sign that you're both heavily into each other.

At least this is a good excuse for you two to spend more time with each other~ Maybe arrange some date plans while you're stuck together?

[Before either could speak up, Keppi just gleefully added their own opinion.]

You two should kiss!

[… and Reality is back to loading, slowly blushing more and more. ENA did the one head-explosion thing where her hat lifted off their head and, well, yeah.]

… Keppi thinks we broke the lesbians.

[unreality-keppi]

Come on Reality, how often is it you get to do cross-dimensional shipping? Besides it's so obvious it isn't even funny. (Okay, it is.)

[*Gift-to-Chaos anon sneakily slipped on a giant Chinese finger trap on one of ENA's and Reality's arm. They'd have to hold hands inside it, and use the other hand to get it off. =) ]

Besides, it's obvious ENA shares the feelings too. Took a bit of convincing but it worked.

[*Gift-to-Chaos anon put the executive dinner down on a nearby table so ENA and Reality could split it later.]

[Keppi begins laughing even harder. Then, they mumble.]

Realization in 3… 2… 1.

[On cue, both the polygonal humanoids noticed the arm-trap. And they had the same reaction, same volume, same voice, and same actions.]

“WHAT THE FUCK-“ [They both tried to pull away, failing. Now they’re both blushing. And then Salesperson is in control.] “It seems there’s been an… interruption in the line of work today.”

[unreality-keppi]

[Smug baster that knows this is probably going to backfire]

Gift-to-Chaos anon: like what? applying for a job as Reality's romantic partner? BTW, Keppi accidentally took that fax number you needed.

[Reality's entire body tensed up, followed by an 'Eep!' Then, a small white tint went over their entire body as a loading symbol appeared next to their head.]

"They were just talking about paying me back for taking over their shift a few years back." [Salesperson responded. They seemed to not have noticed the hint yet. But, they looked over at Keppi.] "And I do believe you have something I need?"

[Keppi nodded, then reached into their pocket. They then held out the fax number proudly. It's somehow less wrinkled than before.]

Keppi found it on the floor!