Apr 27, 2022
Twoie, stop antagonizing your brother.
Twoie, Denim, and 420 are from the fanfic Into The Twoieverse by @sutimetravelau (go check them out and their fanfics on Ao3!)
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Twoie, stop antagonizing your brother.
Twoie, Denim, and 420 are from the fanfic Into The Twoieverse by @sutimetravelau (go check them out and their fanfics on Ao3!)
[Steven:]
Breakfast!
MC Bear Bear!
Lion!
Let’s go!
This is our home, I’ve got a dozen iterations
So full of music, a quirk of the flow of time
This is my family, a perfect constellation
So many stars and everybody gets to shine
Whoa (Oh-oh-oh-oh), let's be clear, my mother runs this show
Whoa (Oh-oh-oh-oh), she came here so many years ago
Whoa (Oh-oh-oh-oh), and every year our family powers grow!
There's just a lot you've simply got to know, SO…
Welcome to the Family Universe!
The home of the Family Universe!
We're on our way!
Where all the people are fantastical and magical
I'm part of the Family Universe
[Children:]
Oh my gosh, it's them!
[Child 1:]
What are the powers?
[Child 2:]
I can't remember all the powers
[Child 3:]
But I don't know who is who?
[Steven:]
Mm-mm-,alright, alright, relax!
[Child 1:]
It is physically impossible to relax!
[Child 2:]
Tell us everything! What are your powers?
[Child 3:]
JuSt TeLL uS wHAt EvEryOnE cAn dO!
[Steven:]
…And that's why coffee's for grown-ups
My brother Pink, his mood changes like the weather
When he’s unhappy, well, that teenager gets scary
My brother Diamond—
(We don't talk about Diamond!)
—They say he was captured, one day he disappeared
Oh (Oh-oh-oh-oh), and that's my bro Denim, here's his deal
Whoa! (Oh-oh-oh-oh), the truth is, he’s genteel and always keeps it real
Whoa! (Oh-oh-oh-oh), his melodies are happinesses, so ideal
If you're impressed, imagine how I feel—Denim?!
Welcome to the Family Universe!
The home of the Family Universe!
Hey, coming through!
I know it sounds a bit fantastical and magical
But I'm part of the Family Universe!
Two gems fell in love in the Family Universe
And now they're part of the Family Universe
So, yeah, Ruby saved her love, heck yeah!
They fused and didn’t care, aw yeah!
That's how Garnet became a Fusion Universe!
Let's go, let's go!
[Crystal Gems:]
We swear to always help those around us
And earn the power that somehow found us
The town keeps growing, the world keeps turning
But work and dedication will keep the power burning
And each new iteration must keep the power burning
[Child 1:]
Wait... How many brothers?
[Child 2:]
There's so many people!
[Child 3:]
How do you keep them all straight?
[Steven:]
Okay, okay, okay, okay
So many kids in our house, so let's turn the sound up!
You know why? I think it’s time for a sibling round-up!
(Sibling round-up!)
Brother Twoie always in his flip flops
Forest shape shifts, Strawberry; his powers he’d rather not display!
My older brothers: Hero and Tats
One strong, one graceful, perfect in every way!
(Hero!)
Shows his power, the town goes wild
(Hero!)
He’s a perfect golden child
(Tats! Tats! Tats! Tats!)
And Tats is super strong
The glory and the brawn do no wrong!
That's life in the Family Universe!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Now you know the Family Universe
(Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Where all the people are fantastical and magical
(Oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's who we are in the Family Universe!
¡Adiós!
[Child 1:]
But what about your powers?
[Steven:]
…Well, I gotta go, the life of a Universe!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh)
But now you all know the Family Universe! (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
I never meant this to get autobiographical
(Oh-oh-oh-oh)
So just to review the Family Universe
Let's go!
[ Steven(Children):]
(But what about Steven?)
It starts with Mom, and then Brother Pink, from angel to danger
(But what about Steven?)
My bro Denim can make you feel better with just his orchestra
(But what about Steven?)
My brother strawberry, well, he's accident-prone but he means well
(But what about Steven?)
Hey, you said you wanna know what everyone does, I got brothers upon brothers and—
(Steven!)
My bro Forest won't stop until he makes you smile today!
(Steven!)
My brother Twoie prefers Hero and Forest to stay far away!
(Steven!)
Look! It's not like I want ‘em, hey
powers are just way too much drama
And between you and me, I don’t love my mom like I oughta.
Yo, I've said too much, and thank you but I really gotta go!
(Steven!)
My family's amazing!
(Steven!)
And I'm in my family, so…
(Steven!)
Well...
[Crystal Gems:]
Steven!
THANK YOU YESSSS IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE MADE THE PARODY
also bonus:
These boys belong to @sutimetravelau
Saw only one post of Sky Blue and went 'daaaang love him. Need angst.'
Which of your characters would absolutely sing an animaniacs song if given the excuse
Actually, let me rephrase that. Who wouldn't?
Okay so first let's see who in the gang likes animaniacs:
I think Twoie and ET would think they're too old for a "kids show" (even tho P keeps telling them there's adult humor too!!!) But considering how in SUF Twoie still watches Dogcopter... Lol both ET and Twoie r fucking LIARS they'd watch it. Idk if they'd like it, I think the episodes would be hit or miss, but they'd watch it. Twoie might eventually join the group who like it, but ET will always keep his likes a secret. He's shy.
P likes the show a lot. 420 and Tats watch it with P, but they like it only when they're in a group and can commentate on it. Sometimes they'll just be chill and watch it as is tho. Sb joins occasionally, but doesn't seek out the show.
Denim and Hero... Eh. They're neutral. Heros got other shit he wants to watch
Okay so now... Who'd sing?
P, 420, and Tats sing along w the intro and 420 and Tats randomly sing. Twoie gets "yakkos countries of the world" stuck in his head and mutters it while he's working. They all love music so if one starts to sing, they all do! Except maybe Twoie if he's annoyed, SB when he doesn't wanna talk, and ET because... He's embarrassed :( no more singing for him...
We are done!!! All canon twoies are done and drawn
Since shut up wasn't an option and was already used for ET
Who is the tallest of the Twoie’s? Or all they all the same height?
same height cept ET, P, and maybe SB. ET because he is very veryyyy malnourished (protein injections don't really help ur growth (also credit to SomaC on ao3 for that idea... hope u dont mind me making it canon! lemme know if otherwise) , P also bc homeworld, but much less so. and SB... idk. he's still verryyy young mentally as he was sheltered af so he might still be in "kid mode" most of the time and thus, is more child looking.