I'm inventing tumblr 2.0. It's going to be called twomblr and it'll be exactly the same except for these differences:
- Everyone who makes an account is blessed with the understanding of nuance
- Everyone is magically nice to each other all the time
- You can choose to stop time from passing in the world around you when you get distracted scrolling
- The anon icon will have a cowboy hat
- The search function works













