Feb 21, 2015
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"My brother's resting right now. He's not able to take your questions right now."
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txttlecrime
"My brother's resting right now. He's not able to take your questions right now."
txttlecrime
"Are you going to make fun of me if I ask you to come over and it's not related to sex? --Yes, I know it's 3 AM, but I didn't know who else to call and I'm being illogical about the tree branch that taps against my window. If I woke you, I am sorry."
FREDDIE/LANA
OTP Parenting Meme.
Packs the lunches: Alana packs the lunches because Alana's the domestic one. Freddie gently reminds her that 'that much peanut butter is probably really boring' and will take the knife out of her hand to be like 'and if this touches your skin it will literally kill you'.
Blows raspberries while cuddling: Both. But mostly Freddie. Which took Alana by surprise upon hearing until the other was leaned over the kid's tummy and still making that absurd sound, and Alana was laughing until she was crying.
Is the tickle monster: Freddie's the tickle monster. She is cruelly, cruelly merciless about it, and the kid giggles breathlessly until she's all MOM STOP and Freddie finally does, smugly victorious.
Gives life-lesson speeches: Alana. Freddie does, however, provides background for blah blah blah while making funny expressions over Alana's shoulder, and then immediately deadpanning the minute she's caught.
Kisses the boo-boos: Freddie's the over-attentive boo-boo kisser. Mostly because it delights Alana to watch her.
Breaks the bad news: Freddie does. She's very straightforward and blunt about things, and believes pretty decently in also imparting that to their kid. Surprisingly (though some matters differ), Alana doesn't disagree.
Joins the PTA: Alana. Special guest when she's pissed off about something within the system: Freddie Lounds, and how everyone else is terrified of them in combination.
Crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories: The both of them. Though in covert, awful ways. Nods to pictures around the house or mentions faintly of habits divulged from stories. .
Gives the crazy nicknames: Alana does. Freddie prefers to stick to names, though she does occasionally come out with alarmingly affectionate endearments. Alana's surprised every time, but loves it all the more.
don't listen to them. a certain miss lounds cares for you deeply. xo
By this point Alana has no idea what's even going on. She just leans back far enough to rest her arms along the armrests of the expansive living room recliner, sighing, "Have you ever tried to decipher Freddie Lounds? She has no reason to care about me. Also, she's as frustrating as the Sphinx, and potentially twice as difficult to understand."
Freddie will never love you.
The sound she lets out is a harsh bark of a tone. It's almost frighteningly empty, the 'HA!' as it is. She gestures widely with a hand, "I wouldn't expect Freddie to. Jesus."
( txttlecrime )
"--You always show up right when I order an entire pizza for singular consumption. It's like you know."