#tydeblogging

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step 1. we genetically engineer octopuses to have 50 year lifespans

step 2. we teach the octopi human lannguage

step 3. the octopodes discover anthropogenic climate change and decide to kill us all

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i think you shpuld be allowed to leave work when youve Had Enough

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is there some way to monetize complaining about minor inconveniences

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tumblr users why are you celibate

i have 0 rizz

me and/or my partner have no interest in sex

i am a shut-in

i have sex all the time actually

Voting ended onMar 16, 2024

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i love death from thw final destination movies. like can you blame it for getting bored sometimes. why not send a few premonitions to some guy about to experience the horrors and then get to enjoy the thrill of the hunt. its not like death gets to take vacations. i think this is a perfectly valid creative outlet

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what's the absurdly large pokemon lego set going to be? wrong answers only

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can you fucking imagine how much archeological knowledge was lost in the americas because europeans are obsessed with clearing and flattening land

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one single perfect cube of seedless watermelon flesh