Mar 28, 2019
nurse: so do you have any health conditions?
me, 20 and leaning on a cane: like what
nurse:
#i havent rlly *slept* in a couple days#the surgeon asked why i use weed#and i was like. oh u know. constant pain in the everywhere#but less jokey and more verge of tears#and he literally said#Tough! dont use weed for 3 days before surgery#and asked if i had tried.#tylenol.#so naturally i started laughing bc jesus christ#my mom had juust told him id been in pain for 2 months bc migraine and pain meds dont work on me#have you tried tylenol?#if i had been more lucid i might have actually throttled him#luckily hes not doing my surgery bc everything i said after that was oozing with sarcasm#he just kept saying no fun stuff for 3 days#mother. fucker. im not having fun!!#weed doesnt even take the pain away anymore it just dulls it a little#but nothing else does and they havent exactly offered me any pain management tips#if i took tylenol theyd just tell me i get headaches from using tylenol too much#anyway im back on pretending getting my wisdom teeth out will fix everything#im just hoping it means i get like. a day or 2 a week without a migraine#omgg or a night without fever jesus christ. id be so productive if i could stand#im gonna not think abt the concept of surgery until the very last second or ill die but maybe itll work!#i was worried abt anesthetic making me sick again but im an adult i can just. not eat or drink
