#tyler talks

[ironminer888]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the hundred line” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some invader made of Undying Flames My buddy Eito pacing: our CO is lying to us

[drpepperfucker]

i need a new spine so i can weave more. this one does not let me hunch over my tapestry loom like a shrimp for 6 hours on my day off. defective.

[phanjoshi]

happy 15 years to this diva tomorrow 💜

[worlds-only-dbgt-enjoyer]

still insane about how goku seems to be affected by Vegeta's tanking against kid buu.

He keeps almost jumping in to save him in the fight itself, then in most of dbs (manga) at least, he's constantly running to vegeta, constantly checking on him, scolding him for taking unneeded risks.

Goku almost carries him back from the first fight against Goku black, senzu's him more than once in the fight, begs him to come with in the first Moro fight, immediately checks on him when Moro throws him from the ship, yells at him for almost dying to Granolah,,,,its just nonstop. its like goku never wants to see him so injured again

[aphburgers]

I had the pleasure of seeing the Hypnosis Mic movie! I cosplayed as my fav, Ichiro Yamada 🎤✨

Matenro won the DRB but I’m happy Buster Bros made it to the second round! I had a fun time, and I even went to a meetup afterwards and got some freebies! ❤️

[hyruviandoctor]

Just said "Oh, right! I gotta do that!" and then opened LinkedIn to do the puzzles. So I guess you could say I lead a fulfilling life.

[mitskisong]

also of course it was shackleton it has to be shackleton if you’re running for office. imagine trying to brand yourself as someone people can put their hope behind and then outing yourself as a terra nova guy. they’d kill you

[weswhoreland]

wes as your husband hcs?? or like maybe like on your wedding day or something cute like that (can also get a little freaky iykwim 😛)

wes is so jittery and nervous before your wedding, way more than you are. you think it's sweet (very sweet) but also gently remind him that everything will be fine and this doesn't have to be perfect, anyway. (you think it will be, though. just the fact that the two of you are getting married makes it perfect)

the wedding itself isn't overly traditional, I imagine. because, let's face it -- this is wes. (but if you want a traditional wedding? wes is so supportive. he wants this to be everything you've ever dreamed of.)

the two of you, of course, write your own vows. wes's vows are sappy and sentimental in a way he's gotten so good at over the years, which he's reserved specifically for you. you feel validated in your suspicions that all those times he claimed to be hiding away and working on lyrics for new songs, he's actually been working on his vows. i'll leave it up to you to daydream about what he says.

so so so many hugs and congratulations from the other guys (sam, in my heart, gives the best hugs.)

your wedding song is 1000% into my arms by nick cave.

that night is, of course, very passionate. the two of you wanted to sneak off several times during the reception, but somehow you kept getting caught or interrupted. so needless to say, the two of you are desperate that night. still, wes doesn't let desperation get the better of him. it's exactly how you like it. he makes it clear that you're the focus here. (and if there's a little bit of body worship involved, sue him.)

(wes makes a BIG thing about calling you his wife/husband/etc in bed that night. just imagine him saying this as he looks up at you from between your legs. bye.)

i'll leave it up to you where you honeymoon. but more importantly, one night on your honeymoon he'll play and sing one of your favorite songs for you. (for me, personally, I imagine him playing either boss dj by sublime or patience by gnr. but again, what he plays is up to your imagination. I just know I would MELT for either of these.)

and then the two of you live HAPPILY EVER AFTER