i'm the least you could do

ty. 20s, he/him secret sideblog for nu metal hornyposting. old man enjoyer.

[weswhoreland]

weswhoreland

[ ty/tyler ] 

28, he/him, bisexual disaster of a man. secret sideblog for nu metal hornyposting. I follow from limpbizkits.

Please send fic requests!

links:

my writing (tumblr)

ao3

main blog: @howlingatthewaves

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[weswhoreland]

What is your ultimate comfort meal and what movie would you watch with Wes while eating your comfort meal?

What Wes look is your fave?

Would you rather help Wes paint his nails, dye his hair, OR take his makeup off?

Sorry about your dog 🤎 I'm here for you!

-Borly

definitely sushi! I don't get it often but I love it. I feel like I'd either choose a comfort horror movie I've seen a million times (tbh probably scream). either that or a cheesy, campy/stupid horror movie that I love 😅 like pro wrestlers vs zombies lmao

2. this wes is peak always

3. oh man. tbh dye his hair 😅 I cut and dye my own right now, so doing someone else's would be a piece of cake. I feel like my hands are too shaky to paint nails very well. and for his makeup... well, look at him 😂 ngl I'd probably be like 'look, I love you, but absolutely not <3'

thank you <3 i appreciate you so much. it's been quite a day for sure but i'm managing

[weswhoreland]

could I get some wes asks? or asks in general? I got some bad news today re: my senior dog and a distraction would be very nice tbh

[twinkhole-destroyer]

[ratwitchworld]

unfortunately for everyone i am constantly having ideas

[weswhoreland]

i'll be on vacation next week which I'm HOPING will mean I can get some writing done

now whether it'll be fandom or oc related... we shall see

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[markvomit]

[oxypill]

the princess in question: grown ass man

[touchmytylenol]

sucking tongues is a romantic gesture btw

[demoncvnt-deactivated20231012]

nerds with fat dicks and good finger dexterity

[fag4butch]

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

[tomorrowillbeyou]

sometimes you do forget that the general population doesn't necessarily find a guy cumming prematurely in his pants hot

[sortagothsaturday]

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal

[hocceius]

where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

[toskarin]

do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?

no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat