#type: conversation

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My Professor: Research has found that - out of couples that move in together at some point in their relationship - only fifty percent of them later get married.

Blaine: HEY, COOL. WE'RE IN THE POSITIVE FIFTY.

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Jamie Targaryen: now [Blaine's] musing about, actually, [Jesse] and Sadie totally look cute next to each other

you find funny shit in everything, don't you, Blaine?

Rae Snow: bahahahaha

ohhhhh Blaine

Jamie Targaryen: "You'd look like a really quirky couple."

"There could be a sitcom about you."

"Or a movie that would normally star Zooey Deschanel."

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[ When I Get You Alone comes on shuffle]

Blaine: ...I hate myself.

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Stat Teacher: Men are really hesitant to admit that they're short.

Me: /mental side-eye at Blaine.

Blaine: I AM NOT THAT SHORT.

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Blaine: No.

Blaine: NOPE.

Blaine: HE DOES NOT LIKE HIM.

Me: I know.

Blaine: HE ~HATES HIM.

Me: Are you done?

Blaine: NOPE.

Me:

Blaine: Weird.

Me:

Blaine: Okay. Now I'm done.

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Jesse: "But I can't call you Berger either."

Jesse: "She'll think I'm calling you a sandwich."

Jesse: "That's just WEIRD."

Blaine: "My dad would get it."

Jesse: "...but you are kind of a cheeseburger."

Blaine: "NO."

Blaine: "NOW WHO'S THE CHEESEBURGER."

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B: Can I just -

Me: No.

B: Not even if I -

Me: Nope.

B: But I just wanna -

Me: - have irrelevant feels while I have a headache?

B: I prefer, "Talk just for fun, though I'm sorry about your headache."

Me: Fun for who, exactly?

B: ...Everyone involved?

Me:

B: Fine.

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Quinn Fabray: At the very least pop music makes great workout music.

Blaine Anderson: It's true.

Blaine Anderson: That and the Rocky theme.

Blaine Anderson: And, actually, Indiana Jones.

Quinn Fabray: You have strange work out music.