Me: "I don't believe in soulmates".
Also me:
"Exhibit A: this is Tyrone and Tandy. They are soft soulmates"
"Exhibit B: this is Bellamy and Clarke. They are angsty soulmates (and no they are not platonic, no one is buying it Jason)"
"Exhibit C: this is Beth and Rio... THEY ARE MY F***CKED UP BABIES. THEY ARE SO DIFFERENT BUT KIND OF THE SAME IN ALL THE WAYS THAT MATTER AND THEY RECOGNISE SOMETHING IN THE OTHER PERSON AND SO WHAT IF THEY ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO SCREW EACH OTHER OVER DON'T AT ME THEY BELONG TOGETHER AND THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN MOVE ON NOW BECAUSE THEY OWN EACHOTHERS' ASSES"
......me at myself:











